Brendan Fraser

So, at my job, I buy the jewelry for our stores...among other things.

I was mindblown this morning to discover that Brendan Fraser picked the exact faux-turquoise pendant that I selected for my 40 year-old soccer mom customer to pair with his mullet.

Ours will not be a choker, but clearly, Brendan is fashion-minded and styled himself up. I mean, what other reason is there for a leather jacket of that color, grey mom jeans and a spiky mullet?

Oh Brendan, things are bad. Come back to us...

Seriously though, that pendant is going to sell it's ass off.