Celebrities Celebrate Halloween

For those of you who have been living in a hole, this past weekend was Halloween.

Here are how some celebrities dressed up...I'll add more as I find them.

Matt Lauer:
He actually looks charming...the blonde suits him. But he's such a dork. And so glib...right?


Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon:
Oh, it hurts my eyes. It's way too much. And it's so nude. Like, too nude. I think a skirt would have done everyone a favor. Yeesh.


Mickey Rourke:
Anyone sure who he is, aside from wasted? He really just looks like his regular self but with glow in the dark face paint on. Lovely.


Latoya Jackson:
Well, I'm glad so many people got to capitalize off of MJ's death. Good god. Is that man making a shake in that outfit? I'm pretty sure that would not pass the health inspection!


Jessica Alba:
Dora the Explorer. Really?

Ugh. Hate her.


Cojo:
I'm so frightened because Cojo is actually prettier than Khloe Kardashian. And me. And that makes me sad.


Christina Aguilera and Max:
Is she a Clockwork Orange skeleton? I hate when you need to ask questions about a costume...it's the opposite of clever when you need to start asking what someone is doing...just be obvious, that's what it's all about.

Blake Lively:
As the most attractively-shoed flight attendant ever. Have you ever looked at their feet? They were sensible-ass shoes. Those are not sensible shoes. Those are hot, make-you-want-to-put-your-feet-in-a-wood-shredder-at-the-end-of-the-night shoes.

I think I love her.


Heidi & Spencer:
As Jon & Kate Plus 8. Except, they're dumb and I hate them. But, Heidi does kind of bear a striking resemblance to Kate.

Creepy.