Stupidity! Archie proposes to Veronica!

You know what? This is BLASPHEMY! Ok, not really, but it is dumb. First of all, since when are these fools out of high school? Now they're getting married?

I mean I get Archie's angle, marry Veronica without a prenup and then divorce her and go be happy with Betty...but come on.

Nothing in this is worse than Jughead's jacket...really? A green sportcoat? And we're supposed to think you're professional? Because you're still wearing a mini crown on your head.

Also - what is with Betty's bangs and why is she crying outside a jewelry shop? Was she already there watching them? Maybe that's why Archie doesn't want to marry you! You're a stalker, Betty!

I was talking with my brown sister this past week and she had, what I think could be a winning idea: Do an Archie movie, cast Angelina Jolie as Veronica, Jennifer Aniston as Betty and fill in the rest. Wouldn't that be awesome?