Why real people don't wear 5" heels

Ok, maybe some people do, but not sane people. Here's Beyonce wearing 5" heels while shopping in New York last week. Ugh. Yes, I would LOVE to wear those shoes, they're the hotness, but the problem is I have to walk 8 minutes from my parking spot to my building and then I run around all day like a fool.
This ho is wearing them to shop, and then she's ushered to her waiting Escalade. That's not a whole lot of walking. Anyone can do that in 5" heels. Try being a real person.
PS - The whole notion of 'Sasha Fierce' makes me want to kill her with that spike heel.
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