Kate Beckinsale's shoes

So a few years back, on my last foray into dressing up for Halloween, I dressed up as Smurfette. It was a truly wonderful costume with months of planning and lots of effort. I bought a full bodysuit in smurf blue with matching socks and gloves (so I wouldn't have to paint my whole body). My face was blue and I sprayed all my hair yellow so I would look like her. It was well done. Unfortunately, the party had pretty much only black light so barely anyone could tell I was covered in blue, but that's besides the point.

Where I'm going with this is, I bought this super cheap pair of white pumps to wear with the costume because I felt they were Smurfette-ish.

Kate Beckinsale seems to have raided my closet to wear them with her destroyed skinny jeans and knit cap (isn't it like 100° in LA right now?)...and I'm not pleased. Can someone please call her to tell her A) she stole them and B) they're ugly and were meant only for a Halloween costume?

Yeesh.

A knit cap! It's HOT there. It's not even Smurf shaped...