Katie Holmes tries to make it up to me...

Katie and I had a long talk the other day. We talked about how stupid her jeans looked and then I told her to get her ass into a high-waisted pair of wide legs and that all would be forgiven. Well, it looks as if our talk hit home. She listened.

She, and most people, should listen to me more often. Seriously.

Doesn't she look a million times better than she has recently?

Somebody's back in my good graces! Good girl! We'll see how long she goes before pissing me off again...for now I'm going to savour this moment.