Sienna Miller is a naked homewrecker

This girl is a ho! (Pretend you hear me saying hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo all extended and stuff)

She is constantly sleeping with the married men. Also, I hate her Britney-in-mental-breakdown hairdo. Come on!

My hubby says that Balthazar Getty is a cool dude (yah, like they hang out) and that it's disappointing he's sleeping with such a twat (ok, I inserted that word).

Twat. Love it.