Gwyneth Paltrow sickens me (normally)

There is something about this woman that makes me want to pull out my eyeballs and throw them at her. I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's the smug, thin lipped smirk, the birthing hips, the dishwater complexion or the fact that she ruined Coldplay, but I hate her. For shizzle. Ha ha. I am so white.

She managed to piss me off this week by looking less horrible than normal. Check it out:

...Piss me off with your non-hideousness will you? Bitch!