Kate Beckinsale is beautiful

There's a reason she's our goddess, right? Wow.

She is so beautiful. She also claims her vagina is the most beautiful thing about her. That's a BOLD statement. Considering the fact that things can slide FAR one way or the other on that scale...

Ha ha, was most tactful way I could say that.

What I meant to say is...hee hee, smoked meat.

Ok, I feel dirty now. Must go shower.