Mariah Carey in Playboy: Wooooooooooh! Some graphic artist deserves a raise!!

Holy moly that is an assload of airbrushing!

We all know Mimi doesn't look like that, I mean, COME ON! Who is Hugh trying to fool?

The interview is equally ridiculous. She talks about a feud with Eminem, which he stopped talking about a long time ago...and she says that she doesn't understand why he is so obsessed with her.

Um, Mimi, you're the one still talking about it!

Hey Zeus.