Tip: How to make anyone look un-masculine

Hint: put them in a farmer's plaid shirt, but cut off the sleeves so it's like a lesbian vest.

The guy is supposed to be SUPERMAN! The greatest Kryptonian EVER (God, I am such a loser - can you tell my boyfriend is a comic geek?) ! First they cast some LOSER from a soap opera with an apparent monster chunk that they had to digitally reduce, then they groom his brows insanely into really well combed caterpillars, THEN they put him in this photo spread.

I can't. This movie better blow me away, or I am going to be really pissed that they didn't cast Dean Cain.