Jaime Pressly's new clothing line: Slut Threads

- - Jaime Pressly has a really hot body
- - BUT Jaime Pressly has a nasty face
- - Jaime Pressly obviously is a believer of the "bring-an-ug-or-two-along" strategy. Ugs make you look hotter by default
- - Jaime Pressly has a really bad pube perm
- - J'aime clothing is meant to be worn without pants (?)
- - J'aime clothing was designed with the help of hookers and strippers
- - Jaime Pressly has chosen equally fug shoes/boots to accent her clothing line
- - J'aime clothing line has a large amount of stock in 'Road-Sign-Yellow'
- - Jaime Pressly thinks that a bandeau bikini and a belt is an outfit
- - Jaime Pressly thinks that one shouldered-tops are flattering
Conclusion: J'aime is ug and only whores and sluts will buy it
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