Showering is good, despite what she may think...

Here is a pic of Britney looking LOVELY, if I do say so myself.

Ok, let's be serious now. What is wrong with her?

She's a young girl. She used to be really fucking hot. Doesn't she understand that she's a celebrity and it's just not acceptable to be walking around with you nipples pointing 175° downward in sweats?

Hon, you haven't lost the baby weight yet. Stay away from the belly-baring clothes. Not to mention the fact that we are one flip-flop slip away from seeing her pubes.

Your nipples are HORRENDOUS. Seriously. I don't care if you just had a baby, I don't care if you were breast-feeding. PUT THEM AWAY. There is nothing hot about that.

Can someone please sick Clinton and Stacy on this bitch's white-trash ass?

[Pic source: Celebrity Smack]