Things I hate - part 1

As with 'Things I love', I feel that there are far too many things on Earth that exist without reason. There are so many useless, stupid things, and I think we should draw attention to these things:

Stirrup pants:
What the hell is with these? Do you have such a problem with your pants that you need to attach them to your goddam feet? If that's the case, then really, just kill yourself. You don't deserve to live.