Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Olivia Wilde is Wearing a Wool Jumpsuit

I am itchy writing that.

This looks SO unpleasant.

I have a long torso. Bathing suits don't fit me, jumpsuits don't really fit me unless the top is adjustable. Everything gives me a double wedgie...or sometimes JUST a veggie. Think about it.

Obviously, lately I haven't been writing a lot lately, but this felt necessary. Look at how crazy this is. It's, like, all vagina.

Even that necktie detail looks vaginal.

Is this because I started a new job in porn? Am I just seeing vaginas everywhere?