Anyhoo, I guess most people won't say no to a free meal and an open bar (ahem, open bar). So here's who showed up:
When does she not look amazing. I need to know if she has a stylist or if she does this herself. She looks SO good. And did she do something to her face? Because she looks amazing. It's crazy. No one else could pull off this outfit, but here she is, rocking it. Hard.
She was yanking at this skirt in almost every picture I saw of her. She won some award for best actress in CAKE, like she wasn't going to win. People is practically president of the Jennifer Aniston fan club.
She looks great as usual. Super jealous of her tan.
Jennifer Lopez:
Well. This is great. I mean, there is a weird thing happening right at her crotch that is an interesting choice in terms of placing the beading pattern...it's almost like it's accenting her lady parts. But you can't deny she looks amazing and I love that strong cat eye on her.
I can't with this one. That hair cut is terrible. It is doing nothing for her and she's trying to funk it up here, but Charlize Theron she is not.
And this dress doesn't fit her. The sleeves are all wonky, making it look like she's trying on her mother's weird bejeweled scuba dress during dress-up.
How have I not found pics of Taylor Swift if Karlie Kloss was there? I thought they were joined at the hip.
Is it just me or do those shoes look like torture devices? I hate them. My feet are singing right now just looking at them. And something is off with the proportion of the skirt to her corset. Like the skirt is gapping and the corset is too tight or something. Otherwise, from afar it's nice. But when you start zooming in...yikes.
I love this. She looks comfortable, pretty and even though it's slightly seasonally inappropriate, she looks good.
She won sexiest woman of the year at this event. And then she wore this, which I feel is like a retraction, no? What the hell is this? She looks stuffed into in the bottom and it looks like it's riding up and painful at the top. And why didn't she bother to do her hair?
She looks so young, and so uncomfortable. She gives me Anna Nicole vibes.
This is perfect. It's appropriate for the season and the weather, it's right on trend. She looks comfortable. The only thing that bugs me is that her hair looks super severe and almost painful, but it's working.
I love this outfit and want it.
