Tuesday, September 30, 2014

George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin's Wedding Photos...Finally

We saw every damn boat trip they took all weekend, but finally now the wedding dress.

It's beautiful, for sure, but it's a LOT. I am not a fan of that silhouette...or that weirdness that is happening on her head.


Sunday, September 28, 2014

Reactions to Lindsay Lohan in 'Speed The Plow' Rehearsals are Not Terrible


Look, we all know this site is not about being nice. And I don't try to be an awful person it just comes naturally.

She looks TERRIBLE you guys. Like totally awful. Like, do they not have make-up or hair for this play?

So...they did a preview show for the press, and while normally the press don't release reviews on preview shows, because this hot mess is in it, they're out.

Honestly, they're not that bad. She forgot some lines, but she wasn't the only cast member who did. Toby from 'The West Wing' did too.

Apparently her character has the only real monologue in the play, and she didn't make it through, despite holding a book in her hands during it....um, stage manager, why not paste the speech in the book?

She's obviously not going to get a fair shot at this....already displayed by the audience laughing at her whenever she forgot her lines...but it will be interesting to see how it goes when it begins in earnest next week.

And hopefully they hire some beauty people.

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Random Posts - September 24, 2014

Sometimes there are just a build up of random photos and we have to go through them...shall we?


Lauren Conrad got married recently. Her dress was really pretty and she's generally pretty cute. This is a pretty great picture too. Sigh. Who wants to get married again?


This one's been in the news a lot lately...for having a pretty bratty attitude. Luckily, this is one of the photos from the shoot that started all the talk. She apparently stormed out of the shoot after seeing the previews of these.

Granted, it's pretty bad, but there's no reason to be a brat about it, Ariana Grande.


This one is solely for Reese Witherspoon's shoes. I LOVE them. They are amazing. I really love them. Ugh. No fair.


Sandra Bullock dyed her hair blonde for a movie...I forgot how much I disliked it blonde. Shouldn't they have done something to her eyebrows?

And this is just because. Why not?


Thursday, September 18, 2014

Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher Look Really Pregnant

I am easily annoyed...as you may have already figured out from reading this site...

One thing that peeves me is when people say 'we're pregnant'. No dude, you're not. She's pregnant.

She is the one who is going to squeeze a human out of her privates. You're both going to be parents, yes.

I like this photo.

She looks REALLY pregnant. And they both look a little bedraggled and exhausted.

Hee hee.

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Does Beyoncé Lip Sync More Than We Think?


At one of the last concerts in Paris last week Bey pointed her mic to the audience at one point...while she kept singing somehow...

Take a look for yourself below.

Now, before I am kidnapped and murdered by the Beygency, I want to make a point that I have always questioned how she can do all those dance moves during the rap parts of her songs, so it doesn't necessarily surprise me that the raps might be pre-recorded. I mean, how do you keep that perfect rhythm while moving the way she does?

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes Had a Baby Girl!

Yes, I know that this crushes the dreams of many a creepy woman out there, but t'is true. Sorry to break it to you.

Even though they never actually confirmed that she was pregnant, apparently they did confirm to Us Weekly and People magazines that they had a girl on September 12.

I'm super curious to see what this little chiquita is going to look like in 18 years. Probably totally gorgeous. Or hideous. You never know with beautiful people...

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Britney Spears Launched a Lingerie Line


She makes me saaadddd. I mean, like, kudos for her, because he is raking in the cash, but there is something about the way she seems dragged around all the time that makes me pity her. 

And then there are her boobs in this jumpsuit. They're kind of tragic, no? And she wore this while promoting a lingerie line that she designed. Um. Lingerie to me is either super trashy or elegant...and if I was going to pick one of those for Britney...it's not the elegant version. But it seems to be the look she went for here.

It all just makes me a bit sad. Like, if you had that much money, wouldn't you get a boob lift?



Thursday, September 04, 2014

RIP Joan Rivers

RIP Joan Rivers who passed away today at 81 years old.


Enjoy the below clip. She was ahead of her time and made so many people laugh.

*after the jump*

Wednesday, September 03, 2014

FIRST LOOK: Allison Williams as Peter Pan

AHAHAHAHA. I love it. It's so bad.

Not to say that she isn't rocking a seriously boyish bod - and GIANT hands! OH MY GOD. Look at her fingers on that right hand. Jesus. - but this is so bad.

Oh NBC, why must you continue to embarrass yourself with these live events?

I watched some of that mess that was the 'Sound of Music' last year, and as someone who acted in a not so bad version of the play in my high school, I can officially say that was a mess.

This looks like it's going to be interesting too.

Ahhh.

I really hate/love this picture.

Tuesday, September 02, 2014

Angelina Jolie's Wedding Dress Revealed!

Initially, I didn't post about this, because I don't really care...also, how does one post about a wedding without pictures?

I still kind of don't care, because there is something about Angelina Jolie that really grinds my gears, and that was before I saw this terrible dress. And I don't mean the back. Did she really wear SATIN? Ugh.

I actually like the back. That's really cute.

Anyhoo, enjoy or whatever.