Lindsay Lohan in an Anti-Drug PSA...Unintentionally

No 28 year old's breasts should look like this. Kids, this is what can happen to your body if you spend 5 years doing nothing but coke, Adderall and drinking 

Jesus.

Hilary Duff Looks REALLY Fit

So, these picures surfaced today of Hilary Duff on the beach during a shoot for her latest music video (um, she still sings?).

I've often seen her going to the gym and I was wondering what was going on there, because she looked thick. But it's not because she is doughy at all. She is JACKED.

Look how muscular she is. 

Good for her, she looks like she's in really good shape.

Sofia Vergara & Joe Manganiello Must Have Babies

These 2 need to procreate. I don't care if they're bearding or if it's not long term. Have babies. They will be beautiful, gorgeous creatures.

Please!

But seriously, though, who allows themselves to be photographed kissing and holding hands in an airport? Something stinks about this relationship/PR stunt.

Vampire Dating Alert: Ian Somerhalder & Nikki Reed

I mean, they're obviously trying to tell everyone they're dating because they're at the Farmer's Market together in LA. There is no way to avoid paps at that thing, so you have to want to be seen.

It's supposed to be revelatory in terms of them dating, but I am more mesmerized by his sweatpants.

Look at those pockets! They're epic. So ridiculous. And he is actually holding something in them.

Like, dude, those are decorative pockets. When the pockets go all the way down to your knees, they're decorative. Wasn't he alive in the 90's to learn important information like this?

Gahh.

Revlon Brought Back Skinlights

Back in the year 2000, Revlon brought out this amazing illuminating product called Skinlights. It was amazing. You could add a bit to your moisturizer for a dewy look, or a lot to your foundation for a bright look. I loved it.

  

They discontinued it for some dumb reason about 5 years ago, and now it's back. I have spent years chasing the same look it gave me, and now I don't have to settle any more.

Enjoy people, seriously. And maybe hoard it, in case they take it off the market again

Kristen Stewart Looks Good. Except She Doesn't.

Come at me Twilight fans! I don't care! How you could like those books and/or movies is beyond me. The writing was so bad, and the acting was even worse in those overly-long, terribly CGI'd messes.

Kristen Stewart debuted a new hair cut and color this week and if I were one of the many design houses who uses her in my ads, I'd rethink my decision based on this.

I honestly don't get the appeal. I have watched a couple of her movies and I find her wooden as hell. Se has no energy and she looks sullen all the time. She has a nice bone structure, I'll give her that.

Hair is obviously for a movie, but wow is that terrible.

So Lindsay Lohan Looks Really Healthy

Lindsay. She hasn't been around for a while. She's been flitting around London for a while, and actually got a role in a David Mamet play showing there. She's been going out a lot to clubs and doing a lot of what looks like partying.

Her body is kind of looking like she might be too. She's really thin. She's normally only that thin when she's on stuff. I mean, look at her legs. Whose legs look like that? People who are on drugs and not healthy. Physically, she looks like the old Lindsay, and everyone knows that can't be good.

We shall see.