Brad Pitt's Hair is Longer Than Mine

Just Saying.

Also, in a hilarious development, I named that picture 'Pitt Hair'. Ew.

Also, not to be crass, but did she get bigger boobs when she went through the double mastectomy? They look bigger.

Keanu Reeves is Trying To Act Again

So my husband and I just watched this trailer, and it looks really cool, but then you hear Keanu Reeves pull every muscle in his body trying to act and it's just disappointing.

He is a great reason to bring back silent film.

Amanda Bynes Has Been 5150'd

These pics are of Amanda in Santa Monica yesterday afternoon. Not exactly looking tight.

After a pretty tumultuous week, Amanda Bynes has been 5150'd in California.

Earlier this week she was kicked out of the Ritz Carlton in New York after insulting a front desk clerk and apparently filling her hotel room with pot smoke and some kind of chemical cloud.

She then went straight to Laguardia and jumped on a plane to California, where things started going really wrong for her.

Last night she was shoo'd away from a retirement home in Thousand Oaks suspected of being drunk and acting strangely. The retirement home called her a cab and when she got in, she apparently said, "Get me the F&^% out of here. I have no money." to which the driver responded by kicking her out.

Later last night she started some kind of fire in someone's driveway in a nearby neighbourhood. The cops arrived and when they questioned her they didn't think her answers were super clear or coherent so they decided to put her under a 72-hour psychiatric hold.

Is she finally getting the help she needs? Or is this the last step in her Britney-copy faux breakdown for publicity?

I guess we'll see.

Photos courtesy of TMZ

Javier Bardem Is Rocking My World

After 2 really sad deaths in the past couple of weeks, I thought we all deserved a photo of Javier Bardem rocking out on some bongos at some music festival.

Amazing.

No?

RIP Dennis Farina

This summer is bumming me out.

Dennis Farina passed away earlier today due to a pulmonary embolism.

He is survived by his partner of many years and children.

Sads.

Rihanna is Elegant

I wish I hated this. But I really don't.

I kind of want that top.

And all her jewelry.

Oh, and her abs. But I'm lazy and like to make excuses for not training.

So there.

Whatever. I like that top.

RIP Cory Monteith

Cory Monteith, best known for his role on Glee, was found dead this morning in his
hotel room in Vancouver.

He has long struggled with drugs, having been in rehab earlier this year.

He was 31.

RIP

Amanda Bynes Looked Sane For Court Today

Amanda Bynes had to go back to court in New York this morning at 6:30am (WTF?) and showed up wearing an aqua wig from Nicki Minaj's garbage collection and a basketball top and sweatpants.

Um.

Anyhoo, she didnt' say anything, but has tweeted all day about how her nose job isn't done and she's going to continue to get nose jobs until she looks crazy(er).

Oy.

Aerie Has The Best Lace Bralettes

I am seriously in love with these bralettes. First of all, it's the first time I've bought anything lace that didn't make me want to rip off my nipples (sorry) almost immediately after put it on. Secondly, they're super cute, and they're lined in cotton, so they're not totally see through, making them ok to wear under a sheer t.

On top of all that, they look really cute with everything, have no wires and aren't binding, and they're 2 for $30. Amazing.

I'm in love.

Buying them in every color, immediately. You can shop online here.

Justin Timberlake's Tunnel Vision Video (NSFW)

In short, NIP ALERT.

I think he looks really good in this video, but many are saying that he's trying to jack Robin Thicke's style, video (nudity) etc.

I don't know. Wouldn't JT be the initiator in this case? He's been around since N'Sync perm. That trumps Alan Thicke's son.

What do you think?

Is Kaley Cuoco just Henry Cavill's Beard?

A very short while ago, Henry Cavill was dating Gina Carano. A VERY short while ago. And questions were asked when she didn't go to any of the premieres with him and pretty much disappeared just before the movie came out.

These questions, it would seem, are pretty good ones.

For a long time there have been rumours that HC is gay, and when he was 'dating' Gina Carano, a super buff, pretty scary MMA fighter, it didn't really seem that he was bearding that hard. 

And then she disappeared.

And now, all of a sudden Kaley, who BTW works for the same parent company as Henry and has been trouble getting her career any further than 'The Big Bang Theory' is dating Henry Cavill.

Maybe I'm a cynic (duh), but this seems like one of the most transparent scams done in recent years.

Check out some photos from the recent publicity bombardment that has been happening in the past week. Oh, and now they're grocery shopping together? After being together 2 weeks? This is the most publicity this girl has ever had, so if I were her I'd cling to it, but it seems really fishy.