So...Brad Pitt is Starting to Look Like Billy Ray Cyrus

These pictures popped into my feed overnight and I'm fully traumatized. Not only by Brad Pitt's hair, which has been bothering me for a while, but more importantly - his bloat face.

Lately, he's looked...unlike himself. more and more like Billy Ray Cyrus. Like, you guys. WTF? 

How is this a thing? I'm freaking.

The Despicable Me 2 Premiere Premiered Grant Bowler's Boner

First of all, I watched the original 'Despicable Me' this weekend. It's really, really funny. Like, why don't minions exist and why can't we have some?

Anyhoo, this weekend the sequel premiered and Grant Bowler was there. With what appears to be a boner.

Like, dude, it wasn't bad enough you did that terrible Lifetime movie which shamed Liz Taylor and Richard Burton, but now you show up to a kids' movie premiere with moose knuckle?

Ew.

So Scott Disick Tried Acting, Pulled off Poor Man's Muppet

I may be so bold as to suggest that he turn that axe onto himself to do the rest of the world some good.

Below is the Yeezus promo video Kanye released 

(before releasing the baby's name, FYI. I am so crossing my fingers they name the baby Yeezus).

Scott Disick's acting is so horrible. Like, they have money to try a few times...is this his BEST? He sounds like a muppet on bath salts.

No offense meant to Jim Henson. You are my god.

RIP James Gandolfini

News reports have come out today saying that James Gandolfini has passed away while in Italy.

It is presumed that he suffered from a heart attack.

Sad day.







Update (6/20) - Beauty Writer posted this video yesterday. Too bad she forgets she writes for a website sometimes

Happy Friday

I look more like this than I care to admit.

Fashion Update: Old Navy Stepped It Up

I'm a big fan of dressing hi-low. I really do believe there are things that you should spend more money on: shoes, jeans, socks, purses, etc. But there are so many other things that you really don't need to spend so much on: tank tops, t-shirts, underwear, really anything that touches parts of your body that secrete.

I have an efficient body. I am a sweaty person. I don't like spending a lot of money on a top that sits close to me and I've always loved Old Navy's ribbed tanks. This year, they added spandex. And kept the same price: $8 each if you buy 2 or more.

I love these tanks, and they fit just as well as a Michael Stars or Bailey 44 tee which cost so much more.

You don't have to, nor should you ever, wear that color of jeans ever, BUT it's ok, because if you buy AG jeans like me, they don't make that cheesy wash anyway.

These tanks are the best. Just saying.

Spike 2013 Guys Choice Awards

I don't really get what these awards are, but they have funny names for things, so I like it. A few people were there wearing things, so I thought it was worth taking a look at:

Henry Cavill & Amy Adams:

If you don't already have a crush on him, you will have one. Not only is he intensely beautiful (OMG look at his face) but he's about to be Superman. The perfect alien man.

Amy Adams bothers me and so does her stupid dress. Ugh.

Jennifer Aniston & Jimmy Kimmel:
OMG, Jennifer Aniston wore a black dress and strappy shoes! She never wears that. In other news, she wore her hair in a way I have been wearing my hair recently and that makes me feel more connected to her than ever. I do it with a comb, but I like the braid option.

In other news, Beauty Writer - I need to do this to my hair for something. Can we pull this off?

Jessica Alba:
I feel like this might have been interesting from the back. No? I don't know, I kind of don't like her. I find her career annoying. She doesn't really do anything, yet she's still around.

Lainey referred me to a great article about 'mocktresses' lately,. It explains why and how some of these actresses who aren't really acting anymore are still constantly in your face:

Olivia Wilde:

She's wearing Michael Kors, the smartest man/designer in the world right now. He is so popular there is nowhere to go but down...but not for a while. People love him. 

Olivia Wilde is cute and stuff, and she's in EVERYTHING lately, but I find her body weird. Is it just me? Also, how can anyone like Jason Sudeikis? He seems like such an asshole.