Tuesday, April 30, 2013

The First Arrested Development Clip is Out!


They've released the first clip from the 4th season of Arrested Development and if I may, it's perfect.

Does anyone know if it's being released at 3am on May 26th means it's on the Saturday night or the Sunday night. I need to know if I have to take a day off work. Seriously.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

More Arrested Development Promo Pics

One of her best lines. Ever.
Guys.

GUYS.

I'm rocking a puppy wriggle for this.

I am SO F-ING EXCITED!!!

Like, I'm also seriously considering taking the 27th off work so I can obsessively watch it over and over again.

OMG. I feel like barfing a bit.
Annie's Got His Gun
The rest after the jump

Monday, April 22, 2013

There is Going to be a 'Dodgeball' Sequel


Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!

This movie was funny, but not very smart and I'm really excited for the sequel.

Ahh, I need to rewatch this.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

The 2013 MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet

Sorry for the delay, but yesterday it didn't feel right to rib on people for their clothes. RIP those who passed in the Boston Marathon bombing yesterday, my thoughts are with those suffering and their families.

Ok, but I can't be nice all the time. It ruins the mood of what a bitch I normally am. 

Shall we?

Chloe Moretz:
Just Ugh.
While on one hand I am happy that she doesn't look as horrifically slutty as she normally does, I can't condone this hideous patchwork sheath. I also don't really understand whats going on with those shoes. Are those tweed? WTF!?

Jordana Brewster:
Why is she? And no, I am not missing a word, I am really asking why she is a person who we care enough about to see on a red carpet.

And holy unflattering skirt length.

Oh, and holy unflattering forehead and eyebrow combination.

Ke$ha:
Dear god in heaven I hope this isn't Saint Laurent. If they reduced themselves by letting this garbage whore wear their clothes.

Her lipstick is giving me ragey anger. Ugh.

Kerry Washington:
I love this. I don't really get the shoe, but the rest is so spectacular.

Maybe her face is selling the color more than it should, but look at her. OMG. I'm dyin

Kim Kardashian:
Pregnancy doesn't look very good on her. I've never, ever see her look anything but flawless in the make-up department, and she is sweating up a serious storm here. I've never seen her sweat.

And look at her legs. Unfortunately because E! was the only channel in the Dominican Republic, I know that she has psoriasis, but she doesn't look good. 

Except the clothes. I like the clothes. And the necklace. That part is good. The rest does not look great at all.


Kylie Minogue:
It looks like someone sewed this in the limo on the way to the event. Not her best showing ever.

Melanie Iglesias:
Apparently this is/was Vinny's girlfriend from Jersey Shore. Wow. Slutty. I'm not really that surprised. What could we expect? Kate Middleton?

Melissa McCarthy:
I don't agree with her outfits, but I certainly want her shoes and hair.


Selena Gomez:
Not being with Justin Bieber looks good on her.

I don't like the fringe, but the rest is amazing. I wish I had long hair again.

Snooki:
SWEET JESUS.
Her head, her ink, black hair. Her ridiculous fake, puppet teeth.

Oh my god.

Zoe Saldana:
Like Kerry Washington, I die. The simple black tee, the amazing, stunning skirt. The not pointy toe pumps.

This woman consistently knocks it out of the park with clothes. Amazing. I love her style.

Friday, April 12, 2013

Arrested Development Promo Posters That Made My Day


For those of you who follow Skankopolis on Facebook, you might have seen these pictures already but they make me so happy that I wanted to make sure all of Skankopolis' fans get to see it.

Enjoy this snippet of Jason Bateman on Jimmy Kimmel the other night:





More after the jump

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Dear No, Here is Your Sponsor: Tom Cruise

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

What is he? An evil villain from an Austin Powers movie?

Oh my god.

This is amazing.

Also, yah, we believe that's your hair.

COME ON.

Tuesday, April 09, 2013

Fashion Disasters of the Day: Deborah Gibson and Mischa Barton

I like to make up new features and then barely every do them again. It's a thing.

So today I'm inventing "Fashion Disasters of the Day" so I can post these 2 pictures. Oy.

First, here is Deborah (Debbie) Gibson wearing the worst pants that have ever been sewn and also the most frightening set of abs I've ever seen. Like WTF is going on there?

Her outfit is so horrifying that I'm struggling to remove my eyes. Like, where did she get this?


And then there is Mischa Barton wearing these jean shorts. Doesn't she have friends?

These jean shorts were not ok when my mother wore them in 1991 (the answer to your internal musing is yes, I was horribly embarrassed of her) and they are not ok now.

They're not flattering on anyone, but on her figure they are really cutting her at the very place she doesn't need attention.

Oy.

Monday, April 08, 2013

Sheryl Crow Took a Time Machine To the ACM Awards

Right? That's the only explanation for this outfit.

And that hair.

Sweet baby Jesus.

You know, for someone who looks amazing and super fit and beautiful at her age, she is really making herself look like a Real Housewife of New Jersey with this look.

Like. highlights are ok, but stripey, skunky highlights are not ok. Ever. They weren't ok in the 90's, they're not ok now when the French Canadians in Quebec do them, and they're never ok on someone who lives in LA where everyone is pretty much up on the trends.

Oy.

Oh, and then there are the palazzo pants on this corset suit. First of all I just had to say "corset suit" for the first time in my life.

I'm really disappointed that I had to come up with a new term just for this image.

Saturday, April 06, 2013

Shia LeBoeuf Looks Like A Crazy Murderer

Standing next to Brad Pitt after a rough tumble in the time machine. Right?

So, one thing I have (and I have many) is people who tuck shirts into pants without a belt.

It was a big thing in the 90's. Happened a lot on 'Friends' with Matt LeBlanc.

Tucking a polo into flat-front navy slacks is not ok. Ever. On any continent.

Plus, he looks so murdery that my husband actually just looked over my shoulder and proclaimed that this was the best he's ever seen him look.

But, my husband likes when dudes look psychotic and kind of scary. Like Tom Brady in Batman.

Anyway, all this to say I don't appreciate this photo and I want to hug Robert Redford because he really looks like he might die any minute. No?

Friday, April 05, 2013

Arrested Development is Back!

It has been announced! The official NetFlix date is May 26th!

I am taking that day off work, FYI.

And not only has it been announced, but they also said that instead of the original 10 episodes, there will be 15.

15!

I'm not sure you are as excited as you should be: FIFTEEN.

50% more than they planned for.

What does this mean?

To me, it means that all of these people still love this show as much as we do and somehow an incredible amount of quality TV was made...so much that they were able to put out 15 episodes instead of 10.

I hope this finally proves to the Fox executives that cancelling this show was the biggest mistake they made. It was one of the funniest, most brilliantly acted shows on TV.

If you haven't, I suggest you spend the next 7 weeks watching seasons 1 through 3 and memorizing it.

You will love it.

Wednesday, April 03, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Photos Are Not as Good as They Used to Be


Remember when Lindsay Lohan wasn't totally disgusting?

I mean, honestly, me neither really, but these pictures are really horrible.

Like, she is in her mid 20's. MID 20'S! 

First of all, a celebrity should not be covered in sketchy bruises like that. Ever. It's really gross.

Then there is her body. I mean, what is going on with her butt? Like, it's so flat and weird looking. Like, what is happening there?

And then there is her stomach.

I don't understand what's happening to her body.

It's really horrifying.