Britney Spears Impersonator...Wow

Britain's Got Talent is a funny show. Here is a video of a Britney Spears impersonator whose voice is only kind of ok, but that has to be nerves.

She does however, definitely have the look down.

She forgot the nipple pasties apparently, but the rest is pretty good. Um, it's a little sad/embarrassing, but good.

How sad is it that we know the real Britney can no longer take stairs that adeptly?

Yikes.

Lorna Bliss - Britain_s Got Talent 2011 audition... par Stefanelonikitelo

Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio Caught Holding Hands

Sometimes it's good being a small blog...None of the bigger blogs or sites can print these pics because someone has paid a lot of money for these pictures...probably US Magazine or similar.

I am proud to be able to post these before most people will have them

Beyonce Is Amazing.

Sometimes, because of all the spectacle involved and how popular her music is, people forget how talented Beyonce is. I am one of those people.

Apparently Jay-Z is not.

A little while ago, Jay-Z put up his own site kind of like a blog, kind of like a lifestyle/culture thing. It's pretty amazing. You should check it out.

http://lifeandtimes.com/

Last week, Jay, being madly in love with his wife, posted the below video...with this caption:

"Sometimes you need perspective. You’ve been right in front of greatness so often that you need to step back and see it again for the first time. This is the dressing room rehearsal for American Idol. NO MICROPHONE. No effects."

How much must he love her? How right is he though? She's fucking amazing. Pardon my French. She is.

Like, I got goosebumps listening to this. She is so talented.

So...Rupert Grint is Attractive...?

So, I don't want to seem like an old lady perv, but I think that ship has already sailed, so I'm just going to go on.

I saw this video the other day where cast members of Harry Potter were asked to describe their Harry Potter experience in one word.

In Rupert Grint's struggle with this admittedly totally annoying exercise, he goes from boy to totally sexy young man. I mean, LOOK at this picture. How is that not a bit hot?

Also, I want that jacket.

I am a perv. Am going to lock myself in my closet for a while. Feel dirty.

Idiocy & Delusion - A Lindsay Lohan Moment

Please, can someone explain this crap to me?

Is this to advertise how versatile she is at leaving her mouth open a bit and staring? And pretending she's in an ocean even though it's super obv she's in one of those pools that overlooks the ocean?

Ugh. This makes me barf. At least she's on house arrest for about a month.

Yuck.

Zara: Nice Clothes, Terrible Descriptions

I want to go to Zara. I have decided that I hate all my clothes.

I want this, and this, these and these. And while looking for these things I fell across this item.

And this description.

Really Zara? THESE are wide leg trousers?

On what planet are these wide leg trousers? And this isn't the only instance I found that description and that leg shape. Blurg. Makes me annoyed. I mean, I know their fits are terrible, but that terrible?

I need to go shopping. Please send donations.

Bridesmaids Outtakes

Ladies, if you haven't seen 'Bridesmaids', get you ass to a theater this weekend. Seriously. I'm not joking. It is so funny.

Even more refreshing is that a lot of the lines are improvised and the outtakes are pretty damn funny too. Not surpisingly, the Jon Hamm parts are the best.

Check out this video:

Bridesmaids Outtakes - watch more funny videos

Reminder: Gwen Stefani is Fabulous

I don't have much else to say but Gwen is fabulous. I mean, look at her here.

She wiped off her trademark red lip and went with pale lip, heavy eye, bouffant hair look.

I love it.

So dramatic. Very few could pull this off as well as she does.

So hot. Let's never forget 1997 and how awesome she was then...or how awesome she continues to be now.

Ok, so ARE Blake and Leo a couple?

Hmmm, now these photos are surfacing of them travelling to Italy last week while off from Cannes red carpet duties.

Very interesting.

I think she's too young for him...but who knows.

Brad Pitt Looks Kinda Pervy

I am not really digging this hair do of Brad's...it looks kind of child molester-y, no?

I'm happy to see Angelina wearing color, though I am definitely wondering what she is doing to her breast there.

Is now really the time for a self examination? Conversely, should we ever discourage women from doing self examinations? It's the front line of finding and treating breast cancer.

Wow. Where did this post go?

Jersey Shore Season 4 - OH NOOOOOO!

Ok, it's official, I won't be able to watch season 4 of Jersey Shore. HEAR ME MTV???

Ronnie and Sammi are together again, so it's going to be a horribly annoying season again. Seriously, I cannot believe they are getting back together after last year's domestic violence/scream fest. That shiz was messed up.

At this point, this better be a fake, paid for romance, because I'm becoming bitter that any bitch could be this stupid.

Oh, and apparently Ronnie and The Situation got in a fight...not sure about what, but Sitch's face is all F'd up and Ronnie had a roughed up knuckle...

Fine! I do want to watch it, but I'm not going to contribute to the ratings!

Lindsay Lohan Slipped A Nip - Looks Gross

Lindsay Lohan is in Miami this week and she's cavorting in a bathing suit. I'm sure it's just the angle or something, but she looks TERRIBLE in this picture.

Now, I can't fault her, because when my hair is wet I look like an alien attempting to find cover on Earth, but still. Not a flattering photo.

Speaking of non flattering photos, here's a pic of her slipping a nip when a wave hit her. Every dumb bitch knows you have to wear straps in the ocean. COME ON.

'Green With Envy' Stars my Boyfriend - Kermit The Frog

I don't care that Amy Adams looks positively terrible in this trailer, I'm too excited for another Muppet movie.

I love Kermit the Frog.

He is my secret boyfriend.

2011 Billboard Awards Post 2 - Because We Can

Here are some more pics of last night's celeb extravaganza. The Billboard awards came back after 5 years of not being held and they invited every celeb out there.

Here's a video of Britney and Rihanna's performance:

Britney Spears & Nicki Minaj:

Britney came out during Nicki's performance and sang a bit. She looked shaky, but good.

Here's the video:

Cee-Lo Green:

I want to say there was some kind of rotating wizardry at the piano, but I can't be sure. It looks really scary though.

Ken Jeong:

Like, please, could this guy be any more ridiculous? He was apparently having play-off's with the musicians. I love him.

Keri Hilson:

I like the Big Bird-ness of this dress and the belt, it's all very springy and pretty.
Kylie Minogue:

This dress leans toward the Fergie dress. While I really do like a full short skirt, I don't like how rigid these look.

Mary J. Blige:

You can't say anything about Ms Blige. She is a true goddess. And where I hated Jordana Brewster's dress with all this pattern mish mash on it, I love how Mary J is pulling this off.

Matthew Morrison:

Jergens head.

'Nuff said.
Plastic Face on Plastic Chairs:

Seriously? They had them sitting on plastic folding chairs? They couldn't do better than that?

Snoop Dogg:

Awesome. Plain and simple, this guy is awesome.

Ok, that's about it. I'm out of brain energy.

The 2011 Billboard Awards Were On

So, the Billboard Awards were on last night. I didn't watch them because my husband and I got drunk together and I fell asleep REALLY early, but I did see pictures this morning. And isn't that all that really matters?

Beyonce:

She performed in my old Payless sandals from 1992, I loved those sandals. I remember going to a Payless in Florida with my dad and picking them out. When I grew out of them, I was really sad.

Beyonce's hair looks kind of sad that she is wearing that outfit. Imagine all the weird marks on your body after? I get marks all over me just from sleeping on sheets, I can't imagine wearing a body suit made of plastic shoe straps. Yikes.

Britney & Rihanna:

These two performed S&M together. How cute is Rihanna in this pic below? I love her hair. And Britney looks pretty good too. Look at her arms. She looks cut!

Plus, above, they look like they're having fun. It's cute.

Destiny's Child:

RETRO! I bet Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams regret their decisions in life. Why are they even there? Also, Beyonce's eye make-up is running because it's sad about her outfit.

Fergie:

I think I might still be drunk because Fergie actually looks pretty. Like, she kind of looks like Heather Locklear here...I think it must be the blonde hair, because she's never looked like this before.

And if you look REALLY closely you can see that she's rocking the new nail trend - long, pointed ovals. Scary.

I don't want to discuss her dress. It's too stupid. I'm sure Will.I.Am designed it.

Justin Bieber:

Selena Gomez better watch her ass. JB kissed her after winning (OMG, his blazer makes me feel murdery) something and the audience clearly likes it. That means the Bieber fans are not going to like it and will most likely try to kill her.

Ke$ha:

Is it weird that I feel she looks kind of classy? Not to be mean, but is she pregnant? What is going on in the lower panel there? It's not pleasant. No seriously, I think there must be some kind of toxic fumes in my apartment, because I think she might actually look pretty.

Kelly Rowland:

3 decisions Kelly is not regretting?

1. Breast Implant (left)
2. Breast Implant (right)
3. Buying that Herve Leger bandage dress on Neiman Marcus last call

Nicki Minaj:

She should lend me at least SOME of that butt. I need some. Some claim it's all implant. Can you imagine doing that for a career? I don't think I could. To be perfectly honest I don't think there's enough skin on my body to do that, but to each his own.

In other news, I want her shoes. But just to look at.

Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban:

It looks like it is hurting her to smile. Or maybe it's the fact that she's wearing that winter dress in Las Vegas in summer. I was just there a few weeks ago and it was murderously hot. Like, I wanted to run around nude, it was so hot. I doubt she's comfortable.

She's probably also worried that her face is going to melt off though.

Rihanna:

So chic. Her suit blends in perfectly with the background, her shoes are the exact same color as he skin. Her hair is so cute. Love her. I really do. I think I might be obsessed with her a little.

Selena Gomez:

Errrr...This is really trashy. Or, too Jennifer Aniston cougar-y for her and her young age. No? And those shoes? They should be burned. Maybe the Bieber fans can take care of the shoes when they murder her. I'd really appreciate it.

Taylor Swift:

Oh look. Taylor Swift is wearing the SAME F%#KING THING SHE WEARS TO EVERYTHING WITH THE SAME F%#KING MAKE-UP AND HAIR. I will slap her!

You have that much money and you don't do stuff with it? When your body looks like that!? And you're 18 and you can get away with anything?

Pisses me offf......

Have a lovely day everyone!

What People Wore: Kim Kardashian, Fergie, Jessica Simpson

Sometimes there are just too many outfits and I end up with this excess in my pictures folder and I have to go to town. This is one of those instances:

Kim Kardashian & Kelly Osbourne:

I like this photo because it's awkward. I actually love Kelly's dress, and Kim's...they're sleek, simple and interesting. But I love that Kim is hugging Kelly and how Kelly looks kind of freaked out by the act.

Don't kill me, but I also kind of love this super bright pink lip look. I think it's aspirational. There is no way I could wear that. I am straberry blonde and pink looks stupid on me. Also, I think my husband would disown me if I wore that lipstick. What do you think about it?

Jordana Brewster:

I don't know why, but this girl irritates me, like, why is she anywhere? Who cares about her? What was the last thing she did? Oh. Fast Five. Whatever. So she might win an Oscar for it. Hee hee.

Anyhoo, we're here to talk about clothes. I don't like this dress. I think it's a mish mash of things that are trashy, there fore it's mish mash trash. Trademark.

And those shoes. MY GOD THOSE SHOES. They're not good. And they clash with her dress. I really don't like this girl. Can she go away now?

Jessica Simpson:

This picture has been around for a while, but I've been saving it and letting it bother me every time I scroll through my photos. I don't like this at all. I don't like how she's jammed into that body suit, I don't like how the thing cuts her at the top of her legs and I don't like how gigantic and offensive her breasts are.

I think she needs therapy to increase her confidence because she's making me sad with this picture.

Fergie:
Her arms! Ahhhh. I need to go workout. It's not cold enough to be wearing those tights, but they work for some reason. I don't know if that thing at her crotch level is her purse or her skirt, but it interests me. Maybe because I'm like a magpie and I like shiny things and things that look like birds' nests. But if it is a purse, how do you conceal anything in there? Is there an interior pocket? I must know!

Elisabetta Canalis:

Really George Clooney? THIS is who you're dating? She's kind of trashy looking, no? I'm not denying she's beautiful (though that is kind of a strong jaw), but the dress is a little Winsor Fashions...it's just not George's caliber.

Are Blake Lively & Leonardo DiCaprio Dating?

Earlier this week in Cannes, Leo and Blake were seen hanging out. Here is one of said occasions caught on film.

They were seen together a couple more times and Blake is his type, tall, modelly, etc...but she's not an actual model.

After they were seen together earlier in the week, he was seen around many, many models every night. Leo is a model dater. You know what I mean. Don't be like that.

Still, she's tall enough...she's too young though, I think.

Katy Perry Sounds Like a Pain in the Ass

Today the Smoking Gun has released a document they got from a promoter who has Katy Perry's demands for her tour. It's a little out of control and sounds annoying.

Granted, most celebrities don't make these requests, it's their teams being annoying and being demanding for them, but still. This is a bit ridic.

Click here for the link and if you can't go through the 6(!) pages, here are some highlights:

• Dressing room large enough for 6-10 people containing the following:
• Draped and piped in cream or pink
• 2 egg shaped chairs, one with footstool
• 2 french ornate style lamps
• 1 perspex modern style coffee table
• flowers which must contain peonies, hydrangeas and roses and NO CARNATIONS
• Organic fruits (must contain apples, bananas & grapes)
• Organic crudités with ranch dip (must include cucumbers, snap peas, etc)
• Very specific brands of various chips, pita chips, dips, etc
• 2 bottles of Santa Margarits pinot grigio
• Vitamin water
• Fuze Slenderize drinks

The list goes on and on. The worst part is the list for the driver who cannot make eye contact, cannot touch the doors, cannot stair (sic) through the mirror at her, must leave their window half down during pick ups and drop offs, etc, etc, etc.

It's just so annoying and demanding, no?

Hunger Games News: Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss!

I may not have mentioned this to you before, but I LOVE the Hunger Games book series. Yes, I'm aware it's meant for teens, but I loved it. It was fast, engaging and pretty original. Yes, there were parts when the story lagged and you wanted to stab some of the characters, but come on, when doesn't that happen?

Anyway, the casting of the movie (based on the first book) has been big news over the past couple of months. Jennifer Lawrence (Winter's Bone) has been cast as the main character, Katniss Everdeen.

This week they released the first photo of Jennifer as Katniss. I f%&$ing LOVE it. I wasn't in love with the idea of casting her at first, but she looks good.

I'm so excited!!!

The Jersey Shore Season 4 Filming Starts!

Seeing these pictures makes me yearn for Jersey Shore. I like that Snooki is attempting to be classy with her black dress/floppy hat combination but is looking trashy.

Here is MTV's biggest loser, who is now counter suing his father for using his likeness, name, etc, as I told you here. He's so douchey.
JWoww looks SO skinny. She got those implants when she was a bit heavier and now that she's all thin like that, they look even more ridiculous. She looks fit though. And at least she's not attempting to look classy like her tiny friend there.

The Ambiguously Gay Duo Goes Live - Now With More Hamm!

Jon Hamm. Duh.

This is one of the best things I've seen in years. It made my day. And I watched it around 6am. I was impenetrable (hee hee) after seeing this.