Lady Gaga hit Montreal

So, Friday night I went to see Lady Gaga with some friends.

It was pretty fab. She puts on a good show. And she attracts a very diverse mish-mash of people...it was definitely fun to be in the mix of those people on the floor.

The costumes were very fun, thought none were as over the top as I was expecting. There were no tears of blood, but all in all it was a good show - even though she nearly fell about 5 times...there were just some momentum issues...it started late and then when it got moving, she sat at the piano for several songs in a row and the energy level sunk...and my feet started to hurt...and I was getting ready to go home...the last few songs saved it though...

Enjoy the pics!

This couple attracted a lot of attention and were very fun. Not everyone has the bum to pull off the thong bodysuit though...

This little gentleman was there with his two boyfriends, they were constantly chasing down divas like the 2 above and, of course, our group. They were, obviously, very excited.

Things that freak me out: The Chastity Belt Edition

This Sunday some friends and I are sitting at lunch (or 2nd breakfast, thanks to the restaurant's service policy) and one of them falls upon this advice column in the paper.

The first story is pretty tame, but if you start at 'Dear Readers' under the writer's name...well, enjoy.

This totally creeped us out! It's a Sunday paper...in the nation's capital, in a pretty conservative city!

For those of you who can't see it, here are the links to this article and the original

Yikes!

Muppets - They make your life better

You can't deny they're hilarious. Let this clip make your day.



Thank you to MK at DListed for making this be.

PS - Beaker made my life in this.

American Music Awards

Apparently the show last night was full of tomfoolery...including simulated oral sex, many near-nip slips and falling all over the place. Fantastic.

Let's talk about it...

Adam Lambert:
This ended the show, but I'll start with it for a couple of reasons: 1 is the alphabet...the other being that it causes quite a stir when he did things like in the above photo. Personally, I think people need to uninstall the sticks they have in their asses, but hey, to each their own.

So he did this, are we really that uptight that we can't deal with it? I mean, come on, it's no secret that some people are into their own sex. Can't we just let them be? Apparently ABC got 1500 complaints about his performance. God, people really suck.

Alicia Keys:
Love the cobalt. It's gorge. I think she could have done a different colour shoe, to make it more interesting, but I'll let it go. It's quite fabulous and fun and it's nice to see someone having a good time, rather than trying too hard (ahem, missy below)


Carrie Underwood:
For real? Is she really wearing this? This girl is so weak. It's a pity she's so pretty because she's just such a loser. She tries so hard and then cutie patootie Taylor Swift kicks her ass every time.

I do not hate the shoes though. Those are nice shoes.

Fergie:
This dress must have been killer heavy. It was studded and covered in zips. I love this zip trend, it's rocking my world (ha ha, lame pun). She looks less wretched than normal...I think it's the lack of disgusting faux tan and the softer blush...nice.

Jennifer Lopez:
This photo is so awkward, I love it. Apparently she fell. On her very famous butt. Fantastic. And apparently it was really uncomfortable. This morning, she was on Ryan Seacrest's show and she claimed the fall was planned.

I understand pride, I have some, but I do not get why people lie about stuff like that. You fell, it's ok, people fall. Don't try to cover it up after...it's like those people who look behind them at the ground after they trip...like it's the ground's fault.


Janet:
It's really nice that she used that suitcase to make her dress. I guess it's nice to the environment because she's not killing more animals for her clothes. Either way. It's a little too Pocahontas-y for me...she's fab though...no?


Kelly Clarkson:
Apparently some mother of the bride lent her the dress from the evening portion of her daughter's wedding...WTF is that?!? Is that really knee length? Isn't she in her 20's? Oh my god. It's really a tragedy when cute people wear stupid clothes. That must have weighed a ton too...so not worth the effort.

Oh my god. Sheer nylons. I'm going to have a stroke.


Kristen Bell:
Holy awkward leg position Batman! Seriously...that doesn't make anyone look any thinner or better...don't do that. Unless you really have to pee and you're in a snowsuit and your mom is not ready to let you in from outside...Couldn't someone have taken her to a bathroom?

The dress is kind of fab though. I like that cut out. No one is fat there, it's practical.


Lady Gaga:
I'm going to see this crazy lady on Friday. I hope she doesn't wear anything like this, I actually want to sleep that night. Is that an ace bandage underwear going on there? It's not good, and it looks very uncomfortable. Oh my god she's weird.


Leona Lewis:
She looks like she has chunky legs. I'm sure she doesn't, but she has booties on and it's really, really not flattering to her.

The dress reminds me of most of the costumes from the Batman franchise when George Clooney was Batman and everything was shinier and stupider. No good.


Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban:
Apparently she was touching her stomach all night...and there was some kind of bump. Do you even care? I think I'm suffering from a bit of baby overload...everyone is frigging pregnant or had a baby. Enough already.

Her dress is icky. It looks like so many things that she's worn already and I feel like she could have worn a short skirt...wouldn't you wear something short if you had Nicole Kidman's legs?

On another vein, why does she always marry men who are pretty? It's weird.


Rihanna:
While her shoes are terrible, I LOVE the dress. It's super fun and out there without being stupid (ahem, CU). I love the cut-outs, they're so pretty.

Her eye make-up is a bit insane, but I like it. Only she could pull it off. Well, she and Gaga, but she's better at it.

Those shoes are hurting my soul though, god they're horrific.

Selena Gomez:
I think that's who this is...she's a Disney kid, right? I don't know. I'm just happy that this seemingly very young woman is dressed like a young woman and not like some slutty, buck-toothed, pole-dancing tart. Those shoes are wretched though...are they from Payless?

Shakira:
This girl is very tacky. I don't know if it's her South American-ness, but she's horrifically tacky. That dress is gross...the boots are lame...and the faux sleeves are really just too stupid for me...

I like it though...at least she commits to it.

No Clue:
I have zero clue who this is, but her shoes are blowing my mind. They're so over-the-top ridiculous.
The dress is the wrong colour, all over the place, but she's pulling off the shape, so good for her.

Those shoes though...yeesh.

Sofia Vergara:
I don't know who this is, but her breasts are spectacular! Good for her!

Toni Braxton:
She's so little. That dress is so 90's...but so is she. Remember that song? And that video? I don't have a clue what they are, but it was funny. She was wearing a white catsuit and she had it unzipped (ha ha, a zipper!) down to her navel. Oh, the times.


Whitney Houston:
Apparently she was awesome. Good for her. I like to see people come from crack to success...it's nice. She's rocking that dress too. Good for her.

Remember the 90's when Jason Priestly was hot?

Remember in the 1990's when Jason Priestly was the hotness on 90210? Ok, he was short, but still cute and Brandon had such a good guy quality.

Here's a picture of him and Tiffany Theissen at some recent event. She hasn't aged a day in 10 years. Congrats.

He, however, looks like he just moved from the bush and was just yesterday murdering crows for his lunch. Yeesh.

Is he trying to do the Brad Pitt thing and be bushy? I can't help but think that TT is laughing at him in this photo because he's so ridiculous.

My trip to LA...and the celebrities I saw

So, last week I was shipped off to LA to shop for samples. I know, sounds harrowing, right? Not really, life is quite lovely when we're doing shopping trips.

I have good celebrity karma so I knew I would see someone...just wasn't sure. By the 3rd day I was starting to get cranky and we were in Santa Monica so I wasn't counting on anyone...then my boss decided we should go to the Ivy for lunch...despite us wanting to go for sushi.


We sat on the patio and a couple walked in a few minutes later. After a few seconds I realized it was Dennis Quaid. He has taken much sun, friends. Much sun. And clearly isn't into the dermi visits to help it out. Still hotness though. Very hot. His wife is a tiny person and she's very young looking.

Then, on the plane home, Randy Jackson (of American Idol fame) was in first class. I didn't realize it even, mostly because I knew I was trudging to the back of the plane for the 6 hour flight. Then my seat-mate mentioned it. He seemed very low key, didn't require a lot of attention in customs here in Montreal.

So that's it. Aside from that I got a spray tan before going and ended up with some serious Cheeto Feet. I am pumicing the hell out of these babies.

Oh My - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are touching hands

I won't say holding hands, because they're obviously not...but this is going to make some of those Twilight Freaks' heads explode.

Yeesh.

"Now Robsten is REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!"

I am really busy, how do these people find the time to be that obsessed with something? I barely have enough time to be in love with my husband!

Sharon Stone...normally looks so good

So Sharon Stone normally looks pretty fabulous. Especially for her age.
It's no secret she gets plastic surgery to maintain it, but at the same time, it's always been so well done.

Now, it looks like she's done something really not nice to her face area. It looks all tight and painful.

Is it just me?
Or maybe her outfit is scaring me. God. Who wears o-rings on their outfits?

Kristin Cavalari in lace

Poor girl's been taking a lot of flack for this outfit, but I don't hate it. Yes, it is a lot of skin, maybe she could have worn a cami instead, but it's not not cute. I actually kind of like it.

I have been sick lately...could this be the product of a fever?

Mariah Carey frolicks on the beach...uh.

Look, I'm not saying that she's fat, because I think that she's curvy and gorgeous, but at the same time, we all know there is NO way the video is coming out with her looking like that and some CGI magic is going to happen during video editing...

I can't wait to see this video and compare the images side by side.

Britney's Nipples are really not focused

Can someone tell those dudes to straighten up and look forward? Yikes!

Seriously...couldn't she get those fixed? Those are GD scary!

Ok, last halloween post, promise

Sorry, I have a weakness for Halloween...

Annalyne McCord:
Can we first discuss that her name is one word!? Geez.

Anyhoo, I don't know what kind of weirdo razor-zipper-pull hero she's supposed to be, but it's a pretty dangerous bustier, don't you think? Imagine zipping that up too fast? You'd either catch one of your nips in the teeth, a la "Something About Mary" or whip it clean off with the razor. Yeesh.


Bai Ling:
What a tool. I think it says something about Andy Warhol on her stomach...still don't get it and I've looked at it a couple of times over the past 3 days. Yeesh. Any excuse for nipple pasties.


Audrina Partridge:
Yawn. A genie. Woo. Actually, if I still had abs like that, I would totally wear something like that. Until my husband asked me to put something else on so he didn't have to get into a bar fight. Darn.

Gwen Stefani:
As Jessie from 'Toy Story'. Really cute! Well done. Imagine your mom did this when you were a baby and 2 3D movies just came out with this girl? So cute!

Britney's Video for '3'

Britney's New Video:



Here's what I think: "meh"

Celebrities Celebrate Halloween - Part 2

Ok, a few more costumes...thank god for JustJared.com who always has everything....


Coco (Mrs Ice T) and Rihanna:
Ahhh, finally pictures to justify that Halloween is definitely mostly for whoring one self out. Fantastic.

Actually, for Coco, this is quite heavily clothed, but Rihanna is certainly slut city. That hair color is nasty. Ick.
Rachel Zoe:
I'm going to guess she's Nicole Richie or something...because other than that she's herself, but with a big wing on her eyeliner. Wow. So creative. God she's annoying.


Kellan Lutz:
(Of Twilight fame) Wearing a batman costume with regular Chuck Taylors under the boot things...uh. Does he not get paid enough because there are a ton of people going to see that movie...and that is kind of ghetto...


Kelly Clarkson:
It's a good costume, but it didn't take much effort. Still, who doesn't love Stewie?


Heidi Klum:
She and Seal both dressed up as Black Crows. Very nice. I personally have never seen a crow in Louboutins, but good for her.

She seems fun. Should I invite her over?

Celebrities Celebrate Halloween

For those of you who have been living in a hole, this past weekend was Halloween.

Here are how some celebrities dressed up...I'll add more as I find them.

Matt Lauer:
He actually looks charming...the blonde suits him. But he's such a dork. And so glib...right?


Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon:
Oh, it hurts my eyes. It's way too much. And it's so nude. Like, too nude. I think a skirt would have done everyone a favor. Yeesh.


Mickey Rourke:
Anyone sure who he is, aside from wasted? He really just looks like his regular self but with glow in the dark face paint on. Lovely.


Latoya Jackson:
Well, I'm glad so many people got to capitalize off of MJ's death. Good god. Is that man making a shake in that outfit? I'm pretty sure that would not pass the health inspection!


Jessica Alba:
Dora the Explorer. Really?

Ugh. Hate her.


Cojo:
I'm so frightened because Cojo is actually prettier than Khloe Kardashian. And me. And that makes me sad.


Christina Aguilera and Max:
Is she a Clockwork Orange skeleton? I hate when you need to ask questions about a costume...it's the opposite of clever when you need to start asking what someone is doing...just be obvious, that's what it's all about.

Blake Lively:
As the most attractively-shoed flight attendant ever. Have you ever looked at their feet? They were sensible-ass shoes. Those are not sensible shoes. Those are hot, make-you-want-to-put-your-feet-in-a-wood-shredder-at-the-end-of-the-night shoes.

I think I love her.


Heidi & Spencer:
As Jon & Kate Plus 8. Except, they're dumb and I hate them. But, Heidi does kind of bear a striking resemblance to Kate.

Creepy.