Britney in Montreal...

A bunch of my friends went to see Britney...I had the opportunity but then realized I couldn't afford to, so didn't. I've heard back from some of them and they said "Britney sucked. I'm glad I didn't pay for it." That's too bad. I had heard the same thing from some people I know in Toronto.

Here's a picture of her last night looking quite lovely at Tribe Hyperclub. I wonder if last night was better than Friday night...

Lisa Rinna's job search makes me sad...

Really? This is her method of job searching?

So depressing.

Love the dude's expression next to her... hee hee. Fantastic.

Skank Extraordinaire: Lindsay Lohan for Fornarina

Uh, WTF is this crap?



Seriously - Lohan needs to get a waitressing job or something. This is sad.

Skank Extraordinaire: Lindsay Lohan round-up

So, as you know, I'm marginally obsessed with our friend Lindsay "I'm so cracked out" Lohan.

Last Friday, a warrant was issued for her arrest due to some apparent 'misunderstanding' about her rehab completion following her arrest a while back.

In the same weekend, Lindsay and Sam got into an insane fight which led to a window being broken and which brought the police to Sam's house, where the girls didn't answer, because that would mean Lindsay would be arrested...instead of just going to court Monday morning and hiding out all weekend. Lord. MK covers the hot mess here and here.

Anyhoo, I don't really know what happened, but let's look at the following pictures of her and judge her:


OH MY GOD PUT DOWN THE RED BULL AND EAT A SANDWICH. Why doesn't anyone love her enough to give her a nice pasta meal?


Even more so, why doesn't anyone love her enough to tell her it's not ok to wear a denim-coloured leather motorcycle-type vest? Oy.

Above and below you'll find the ad photos for her wonderful (barf) new tanning product called "I snort all day long". No, just kidding, it's called Sevin Nyne or something equally stupid. She looks DIRTY. Not hot. LOOK at her hair?
It's too bad her mother is such a whore, because she needs one.

Fergie: Just when you thought she couldn't be uglier

Seriously, just when you thought Fergie couldn't possibly look harsher or more frightening, she dyes her hair dark brown.

As a semi-faux blonde, I understand the appeal. Single process color. Ahhh. You can practically do it at home. But OH MY GOD.

It totally washes her out, makes her look super pale and make all of her less attractive, methed-out features look even uglier and scarier.

God damn woman. Go back to the blonde. Please.

As repayment for this advice, give me your shoes, because they hate you and love me instead.

Kat Von D looking cranked out of her tree and sweaty

Wow. Um. Wow. Kat von D is looking like she's high on...um, everything possible.

She is at a book signing in this picture, but I've never seen someone sweat like that at a book signing before. You know, unless they're on something serious...and she's looking mighty cranked.

Wow. She recently credited her boyfriend Nikki Sixx with getting her off booze. What about the kilo of coke she seems to have in her system. Jesus.

Britney's back on tour bitches!

Brit Brit took to the stage again after several years off.

Many said she looked lost in the spectacle of the whole things, sometimes disoriented and forgetting to lip sync. Ok, I'm sure you'd be a little overwhlemed too. Shit sounds huuuuge.

I'm not sure the nipple tassle costume was really a good idea, but to each his own. She's coming to my town later this month and I had a chance to go, but had to back out because the recession is kicking my ass.

Too bad. Looks like a big bag of fun. I'd love to go.

Paul Rudd, Jason Segal, Seth Rogen & Jonah Hill - hee hee

Hee hee! This is too funny. A play on Vanity Fair's Tom Ford (mmm, sexy) cover from last year, but so much better.

I love those nude bodysuits...reminds me of Bodysuit Man on Seinfeld.

I'm laughing all kinds at this!

Here's the original just for Tom Ford's sexiness: