Sometimes Hugh Jackman is weird. My attraction to him is like a lightswitch. Sometimes it's on and sometimes it's really, really off.

Today it's on. Here he is doing some last minute Christmas shopping in NYC. Nice.

Very nice.

I love the glasses. Makes me want him to grade my paper. Wow, that was a reach.

Oh Pam Anderson...

Can someone please buy this woman some slacks?

Not only is it totally weird to be wandering about town with shorts shorter than your shirt, but this was taken in Vegas, where it just snowed 4". Doesn't that also mean it's cold? I know girls are whores there, but damn! Come on.

Oy.

Let EVERYONE do their own thing!

I'm not normally up on my soapbox bla bla bla-ing about what I believe in, etc. But in the case of Prop 8, I have strong feelings. You can love me or hate me for it, but I am inspired to share today.

I don't think we should be able to dictate who cannot get married just based on sexual orientation. Why do people care if a man loves a man or a man loves a woman? Shouldn't we just be happy that people love each other? I don't know what business it is of the government to say yes or no to couples who want to get married, gay, bisexual or hetero.

Open your minds people. Purple, black, gay, bisexual, orange, polka-dotted, hetero or whatever - a human being is a human being and no one is better than any other, nor should anyone's rights be different...didn't we learn that with slavery?

I fell upon this mini-musical on FunnyorDie.com and I really enjoyed it, I hope you do to. Let's cross our fingers for everyone to have the same rights in 2009, and stop the bullshit.

"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more... by Jack Black

Christina Aguilera really bothers me

It really annoys me that I used to want to have her red/blonde hair. I mean, first of all, I was cheesy, and that irritates me, but I'm just so embarrassed to have every wanted to look like her. I find her to be such a moron.

For instance, here are some pics of her at her birthday party last night. For some reason, she and her husband dressed like the guys from Clockwork Orange. WTF?

That movie is f%$*ed! It is so creepy and she is so weird! Gahh. Mind you, her make-up doesn't look that different from her normal clown mask.

Still. I don't think she should be wearing white pants...they're very unflattering.

David Schwimmer looks f%$&ed!

This picture is from Halloween, so a bit old, but I just like how f'd up David Schwimmer looks in it. Like he just removed his face from a mound of blow. Lovely.

Jizz In My Pants

Nicole Kidman - Omega Watch Ads

So I'm thumbing through my Bazaar at work (yes, that's part of my job, isn't it great?) and I pass by an ad for Omega Watches featuring Nicole Kidman. Here is the same image I found on their website:

Is this bitch seriously still claiming that she hasn't had plastic surgery? She looks like Julie Benz (from Dexter) there! She looks very, incredibly different from how she looked in the 80's.

Who is she trying to fool? So ridiculous! Just admit it, it's perfectly acceptable and people would have more respect for her for doing it, I'm sure.

Hey Zeus...

Lindsay Lohan - really thin in leggings and boots I want, but can't afford.

Recently, videos surfaced of our friend Lindsay Lohan, the Skank Extraordinaire, drinking!

I'm not into the ladies, but her boobs look fantastic in that video. Damn. I wish those were my boobs!



She got out of rehab for the 47th time earlier this year. I'm pretty sure vodka is not allowed after rehab. Unless she did what I used to do to my parents' liquor, and it's basically just bitter water now...ha ha. Good times. If only I knew my dad didn't care baout his 20 year old peach schnappes.

Anyhoo, above is a pic of her this weekend wearing leggings (shock!) and boots I wish I owned. Her legs are really skinny. I'm not sure they were ever not-skinny, but damn. Maybe she's not only hitting the old Polish Water (vodka), maybe she's powdering her nose too...

I just realized I don't really care. Do you?

The Cage Family - Icky

I would love it if someone could explain 'Emo' to me. Seriously. Email me. I don't get it. Obviously, I could Wiki it, but I'd prefer if someone put it in terms I could understand. Think about it.

Sorry for the sidetrack. Wooo! Lots of problems concentrating.

Ok, the reason for this post was to take a look at Nicolas Cage's son and his prom date, next to Nicolas Cage and his tiny wife. I'm not dissing anyone's family, because mine is pretty piece-meal, but damn, that man is unattractive.

His son could use a haircut. I'll leave it at that.

Recently I was in Vegas and there was a wax statue of Nicolas Cage. It made me want to throw up and then punch it. It does not help at all that I was severely hung over (WTF is with that evil city?), but I would have wanted to punch it anyway.

Is his shoe untied? That's so dangerous!

His 5-head has evolved into a 7-head. No good. Gross.

EHarmony.com #1 viewed singleton: Amy Winehouse

Obviously I'm kidding, she's not on EHarmony. She's on KissCafe.com. It's cooler.

No, ok, for real: She's apparently visited lawyers in an effort to free herself from her husband Blake. He's also come out this week saying that he wants to break up to get her away from him, because he's a horrible influence on her.

Either way, this hotness can be all yours ladies and gents! Wooo!

This post isn't about Angelina Jolie

Is she pregnant or isn't she?!?!? Guess, what, I don't care. I'd be much more interested if John Stamos was pregnant. That's news, no?

Anyhoo, I just wanted to post this photo because I love the woman's facial expression behind Angelina. Also, Maddox is pretty hilarious, but that lady takes the cake. Mmm, cake. Excuse me...

Also, those are ugly nude ballet slipper-shoe things.

How I Met Your Mother - The Naked Man

Last Monday's episode of 'How I Met Your Mother' was too funny. It was called 'The Naked Man' and it was based on the fact that getting inappropriately naked while left alone in a room on a particularily bad date will get you sex 2 out of 3 times.

Unfortunately, I couldn't find any pictures of the poses Barney and Ted were trying out (The Coppertone baby, the Superman, the Mr Clean, etc), but here's a picture of Ted walking in on one of the other weird things in his apartment.

Too funny, watch the show.

Katie Holmes does the maxi dress wrong

I love maxi dresses. I LOVE them.

This is a way I do not love them.

Also, I was just in New York for work and it was COLD. Why isn't this child wearing a jacket? Look at the people behind her, they're totally bundled up!

Nicole Richie works it

I like Nicole Richie's style, even if it is mostly from Rachel Zoe's evil mind. She wears things that I would love to wear but don't feel that I could pull off.

For instance, this hat.

It looks super cute on her, but here in Quebec, you would look waaaay too much like the cartoons of French Canadians in the 70's to wear it.

It also helps that her hair looks wonderful and she has a cute baby in her hands. Ok, the baby doesn't help, I was trying to be nice. That baby looks seriously like her husband. Creepy.

Britney rocked out the weekend

Britney has been working her butt off...in the gym, in the studio (singing and dancing), and in Europe performing before the release of 'Circus' tomorrow.

Physically, she looks good. Dance-wise, she looks nervous, Lip-sync wise, she is really no good, but she never was, so what are you going to do.

To the right is a pic of her at some German awards show, the video below is from 'X-Factor', Simon Cowell's show in the UK. She looks like Madonna Jr, but she looks good.

Jessica Alba bangs...

Um, for the record, I hate them.

I may hate bangs because of the horrible memories of having seriously heavy bangs in the early 90's, but at least I have a valid, traumatic reason.

I will just say that Jessica Alba's bangs look exactly like my heavy 1992 bangs. They're no good. NO GOOD.

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