Sunday, November 16, 2008

Beyonce is a moron


So, have you heard that Beyonce prefers to be called 'Sasha Fierce' when she's in 'character' for stage performances?

So ridiculous. Could she be more self absorbed?

Also - Sasha FIERCE? It makes me want to slap her so much. SO much.

Then I saw her with this weird gauntlett-style metallic metal glove/bionic hand thing.

It took a while to scrape my brains off the floor, but I piled it all back in my exploded head and was able to squeeze out this post.

I hate Beyonce. I HATE HER. She's going ON THE BANE LIST.

Weekly Skank Extraordinaire round-up


Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay...

What is with that weird black/beige Mrs Clause coat?

Also, please, for the love of all things holy, get rid of the Ray Bans.

I want to love her so much, but she insists on being blonde, wearing leggings and Ray Bans (the better to hide your coked-out, dilated pupils with my dear) and being generally weird.

Oy.

Hayden Pannetiere tries too hard, as usual

Lord in heaven, someone help this poor girl.

She was going to the Madonna concert dressed like this. I should probably not get into what I feel she looks like (ok, a 1970's coked out call girl)...she looks ridiculous.

She's dating an older guy, so she seems to constantly be trying to look older (wow, check, you look about 30 years older). She overdresses constantly (tard - throw on some jeans), and cannot dress her own body. She is pretty short and quite muscular - don't wear so many GD skinny pants! COME ON. They're not flattering!

Asymmetrical Nipples are the new black...apparently


Did anyone else see this and immediately get a huge shiver down their spine?

Look at her nipples! Why does she insist on not wearing a bra all the time?

She was showing her new swimsuit line "Mantra" in Athens, Greece. I wonder if people make fun of her less there...

I doubt it...how can you? Look at her 'f-'d in the backseat' Barbie hair and weirdo nips. Yikes. What a disaster. Poor girl. Stop galavanting about the planet and get your GD plastic surgery fixed!

Madonna...really gets my goat


I don't care about the divorce, but why did I have to watch a video of Britney?

No fair.

Stupid Montreal being so far from LA...

SNL skit from last night...mmm, bodysuits.

So last night on SNL (yes, I'm aware this is my regular Sunday thing) Paul Rudd was the host. Last night was one of the biggest UFC fights of the year, so I didn't see it, but I thought you might enjoy seeing this pretty funny skit (Beyoncé really needs to learn how to act though).



If you can see that, click here for the link

Friday, November 07, 2008

Fashion Disasters of the day: Gwyneth & Katy

I don't care for this 'Katy Perry' person. She's weird. And she likes being weird and is most likely faking being weird. I loathe when people do that. What's their problem?

Anyhoo, here are 2 fashion disasters from this week.


This dress is just a disaster...with the hair and the booties, it's almost the worst, but when you add the hair too? Oh my.

However, the worst thing to me, is her CHEST! It looks ghastly. I do get that she's muscular and healthy, but she looks gross. That is not a good neckline for her body and she should never wear that again.

The dress should be burned. Along with the gym sock booties. Ew.


As I mentioned above, I hate this girl. This weird eye dress makes me hate her more. The color is actually stunning, but the top?! Oh my god. EYES? Stop trying so hard to be alternative, douche. Also, Gwen Stefani's hair from 2002 called and it wants you to stop copying it. Blech.

Lindsay Lohan round-up: Our Skank Extraordinaire

It seems no matter how much time passes, I still am mildly obsessed with Lindsay Lohan. I don't know what it is, seriously, but I love her a little.

Here are some pics of her over the past weeks..

At some event last week...look at those cheekbones! She's going blonde again, unfortunately, I wish she would just stay dark...my oh my are those pupils pinned or is it just me?


Walking in LA the other day. I am ALL about this outfit. Wish I could pull it off. Love it. Seriously. Want to go buy all parts of it. Am I insane today? Please help me!

Jessica Biel is still hot...


No one likes this woman, except me and Justin Timberlake. I consider that to be iffy company. Ha ha, just kidding, he can rock out a tune or two. Wow. I'm lame.

Seriously, the blogging world detests this woman, blames her for making JT lame (um, when wasn't he?) and other things.

I think she's hot. She has a wicked body, great lips and lovely hair.

Am I insane? Tell me what YOU think!

  • I don't care.
  • All I know is I want her ass.
  • No, she is as boring as - ... - Sorry! Nodded off.
  • Yes, she rocks and is gorge all over the place!
  • Ehh, she's alright...

Who IS this Abigail Clancy?


I don't know who this woman is, but I find her to be very captivating. Also, she is English, which I love because of the accent. Although, if it's a really thick accent, I can't understand a thing. Well, for 4 minutes, after that I'm good, but I need a warm-up period.

Anyhoo, this is Abigail Clancy, I find her hot. She was on 'Britain's Next Top Model' and dated a famous footballer in England.

Whatevs. Pretty.