Hayden Pannetiere is looking very 2002

There's something about this outfit that is time-warping me back a few years. Off-the-shoulder sweaters again? If we must.

Apparently for Milo's 31st birthday she did a strip tease IN FRONT OF THE CAST & CREW. Um. That's not really very appropriate, is it? She had the 'Heroes' costume people make her a cheerleader costume with velcro and she ripped it off to reveal red lingerie. IN FRONT OF THE CAST & CREW.

Here's my thinking: hot from a regular sized woman in, say, the trailer. Not hot from a stumpy, very young woman IN FRONT OF THE CAST & CREW.

Wow. Desperate for something...no?

Oh Richard Simmons!

I am depressed to report that Richard Simmons apparently ages. It's sad. He looks old. Still vibrant, but old and a little frail. Possibly also wearing lipstick.

This reminds me of the 80's when my best friend and I would put on plays and we would be Richard Simmons and his equally talented best friend, Sichard Rimmons. We would speak in really obnoxious, high-pitched voices and do a lot of jumping jacks. Kids don't do jumping jacks now. Lazy asses.

Brit looks FABULOUS

I feel bad for being so shocked, but I feel like there were bathing suit pictures out last week where Brit looked terrible...now she's prancing around Cabo looking fab.

I would normally suggest that it was some kind of colonic or something, but that is a white bathing suit, so I will stop there.

Wow. Really impressed. I just wish she would stop with those goddam topknots on her head. They instantly White-trash-ize her.

Gary Dourdan - not looking so great

Remember at the beginning of CSI, when there was only the Vegas one, and Gary Dourdan (Warrick on the show) was really hot? He was all built and they had those scenes where he changed in the locker room while conversing with unbelievably hot Marg Helgenberger.

Earlier this year he was arrested for possession of many drugs when he was found passed out in his car at the side of the road. Hot. I mean, kudos for not driving, but still. Yeesh.

All this leads up to the fact that THIS is a picture of him now.


Scary. Let's not schedule any locker room scenes this year. She can do some though. Wow. What a nice ass.

Carmen Electra - Hmm

I don't get Carmen Electra. First of all, that name is really 90's, let's change that up. Secondly, she's constantly "falling madly in love" with people and getting married. Like, I think she's engaged to some guy from 'Korn' now.

Anyhoo, here she is stripping somewhere and for some reason I don't find it slutty because she's the only Playboy bunny out there who has never been particularly gross. I think she might be now though...she looks a little washed up here. Lingerie doesn't fit. She looks kind of dazed.

I dunno, it's making me sad.

OMG I loathe Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton has sucked for while. Probably since birth, I'm not sure, but definitely from the OC period onward. I always thought that she was the worst part of that show, and that's saying a lot.

She's been going through some rough times since she got killed off that show for being a bitch in real life: DUI, caught with drugs, crazy cellulite photos, etc, etc, etc.

It seems, in a fit of rebellion, her closet has gone against her too, dressing her in this hideous outfit before letting her go. WHO THE HELL WEARS A CROCHET BATHING SUIT who isn't posing for a Victoria's Secret catalogue?

And then BOOTS? IT's f-ing JULY! If you're COLD put on a shirt or some pants. Not leather boots on the BEACH. Oh my god the FURY IS TAKING OVER! I am seriously going to hulk out on this ho.

Can someone please kill her for me? She so deserves to be on the Bane List that I almost want to add her twice.

Hugh Jackman looking very nice!

I mean that in the dirtiest way possible. He looks HOT. And less effeminate than normal...

Mmm, Wolverine. He looks good with those chops, arms and hair. Yummy!

Mmm, Stan Lee. Hee hee, just kidding. I'm not into geriatrics. Yeesh, I hope someone tells him to throw out that yellow sweater after. It's not doing anything for him.

As an aside, I just want to mention how annoyed I am that Comic Con got cool the year after I went. My hubby is a comic book geek and a bunch of us went on a trip to go to the first Comic Con in San Diego. It was an awesome experience, but Hugh Jackman wasn't there! Boo!

Oh Jessica!

For such a pretty girl, she sure has terrible taste.

This dress looks like it came from the bargain bin at Burlington Coat Factory...possible the bag that they pack things in, because it certainly resembles a garbage bag. A garbage bag from the Halloween Glitter Collection, but still.

Yikes.

It's really not flattering in the stomach area...and please don't get me started on those assy shoes. Those look frigging terrible.

RIP Estelle Getty

Estelle Getty passed away yesterday at the age of 84.

Very, very sad.

Who of us did not laugh at her hilarious old lady antics on 'Golden Girls'?

Justin Timberlake is SOOO funny. Mmm hmmm.

You know how young girls think JT is charming and hilarious? I don't actually know if that's true, but it sounds about right with this society, so I'm going with it.

Anyhoo. He sometimes strikes me as an idiot. This pic is from him hosting the ESPY's and he was imitating Jessica Simpson. Wow. That is some brilliant comedy. Just like that horrific-looking 'Love Guru' movie...and his making fun of French Canadians. MY people.

In any case, I think he might be a moron, and I just wanted to bring it up...

Katie Holmes USED to dress well

Remember a while back when I posted about loving Katie Holmes look? This photo is not included in that opinion.

HAREM JEANS? The rest I don't have, but the jeans are really terrible. They're really not acceptable.

Also, can we please discuss the fact that Tom is wearing high-heeled sneakers and what is obviously a ladies' top?

They really creep me out.

Daily Yawn: Lindsay Lohan and a hat

So, as you know, I am slowly falling out of love with our favourite Skank Extraordinaire, Lindsay Lohan. She is delightful, I know, but she's just so boring now. She's all in love with Samantha Ronson and generally lame. Also, the blonde thing really irritates me. She looks so much better as a red head...

Anyhoo, the reason I'm posting this is because I happen to enjoy her hat, and am wondering if anyone knows where someone with a rather large head could get one similar. Seriously. I have a big head. It's to hold my big brain, but still. It's a burden. Ha ha. So not for a big brain.

I also enjoy her shift. It's cute. I like the sparkle and the length...as MK of DListed called it "fingerbangin' length"

Kiki Dunst - More annoying than you thought

So Kiki has been whoring herself out since her breakup with Jakey G. While she was in rehab she was said to have been dating Ryan Gosling. Whatev's. Last weekend she was seen following around Drew Barrymore's VERY recent ex, Justin Long (the Mac guy), like a puppy. A puppy who french kisses the Mac guy in public. Ew.

Why would men want to sleep with this snaggle-tooth? Look at how she dresses! I bet she has extremely low self esteem and does things other, better girls wouldn't in bed. God she's nasty. WASH YOUR HAIR.

PS - I hate white sunglasses more than I hate Kiki...the combination is deadly for me.

Sienna Miller is a naked homewrecker

This girl is a ho! (Pretend you hear me saying hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo all extended and stuff)

She is constantly sleeping with the married men. Also, I hate her Britney-in-mental-breakdown hairdo. Come on!

My hubby says that Balthazar Getty is a cool dude (yah, like they hang out) and that it's disappointing he's sleeping with such a twat (ok, I inserted that word).

Twat. Love it.

Cornrows and braids look terrible on EVERYONE

I seriously almost started a blog called 'Cornrows and Braids Look Terrible on EVERYONE' after getting back from Jamaica.

I have curly hair, it gets frizzy. It was often frizzy in Jamaica, but I NEVER, EVER thought of putting in hideous, never flattering cornrows. They had a chair next to the pool where people would sit there ALL DAY and get these things done in their hair.

What is wrong with society?

None of these are the photos from our trip just random ones I found online.

Kat Von D makes me want to stab people randomly

Um, Photoshop-ed much? First of all, where does this banged-in-the-back-of-the-car bitch get off promoting her way too done up skeezy whore look?

I know a girl who always looks like this...like she rolled out of a bed she got gang-banged in 27 minutes ago.

Wow, I wish my wedding pictures were airbrushed that much.

Totally reminds me of that Arrested Development episode where they're talking about the mother being the world's most terrible driver. They can't believe she got a license and GOB says, "She didn't. I dummied her up a new one. Not my best work, though. She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking "albino" in the form."

BWA HA HA!

Marissa Miller - Goddess

I am seriously considering replacing Kate Beckinsale with Marissa Miller. She is just so UNBELIEVABLY hot. Every time I see something on her in the Victoria's Secret catalog I want it. Then I realize that I do not have giant breasts and it would look silly on me.

If I could have anyone's body in the world, I have decided it would be hers. I mean COME ON!

Please, let me know how you feel about my ponderings...so HOT! Like Jessica Simpson, but a surfer, a volleyball player and much better. I'm a little gay for her, I think.

Magazine Covers That Annoy Me This Week

Obviously, the editors at 'Cosmo' and 'OK' think we're idiots, because they treat us like idiots. Please, allow me to explain:

Scarlet Johansson (I have been spelling that wrong forEVER) is here on the cover of Cosmo, looking delightful and very sexy. What I would like to know, is how she hold up the upper portion of her body with that tiny neck-widthed waist. COME ON!

Unless she had several ribs removed, there is NO WAY her body actually looks like that. So now 473 idiot women who saw this in the grocery store are going to starve themselves and wear corsets to try to look like this.

Grrr.

Jamie-Lynn Spears on 'OK!' with her new baby. Aside from her hair (please don't get me going on that bleached out mess) does anything else strike you as strange about this?

(On prudish, old fashioned soapbox) WHAT ABOUT A 17 year-old having a baby is OK??!?!

Gwen Stefani starts new trend - longer pregnancies!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't Gwen Stefani been pregnant for, like, 3 years? When is she going to spit out that baby?

Angie just gave birth to twins I'm almost positive she announced she was pregnant with months after Gwen-Gwen did. WTF?

I'm going to try to get in on the ground floor with this trend though. 15-month pregnancies! Imagine all the murdered husbands!?

A sign of the apocalypse - I like Tara Reid's top.

Why, oh why am I starting to like some of Tara Reid's clothes? I feel like everything is turned upside-down and nothing is right. It shouldn't be like this!

Oh the horrors!

Just the top, not the jeans. What are those? Pube-viewers? Damn they're low. She should read 'In Style' - high waist denim is hot right now.

Hansel. So hot right now. Hansel.

Knox & Vivienne Jolie-Pitt are here!

Well, we can all stop worrying about the war and the food and oil criseseseses...the 2 most perfect babies are here to save us all.

Angie gave birth to Knox and Vivienne some time this weekend (I don't care enough to check, shoot me) and Brad apparently cut the umbilical cord. This French hospital is not shy about showing off. I'm sure the Jolie-Pitts have a deal, but damn they're chatty.

So now all the boys in the house have an 'x' at the end of their name. Nice. Rare. I will try a similar thing with z's. Because being like celebrities is good, right?

Michael Jackson is still crazy

So, um, apparently Michael Jackson's skin is flaking or shedding like a snake's. Wow. Gross. He left his house the other day in the pictured get-up and some woman who was there said that he was shedding the skin on his hands like a snake would.

Imagine that guy was your dad?!?!? Holy canolli! Those poor children...I mean, aside from being named Prince, Paris and Blanket. Oy.

For a minute, when I saw this picture, I thought that he got a weave of dreads, or was wearing one of those dread-hats. Hee hee.

Sorry for the delay - I'm back!

So, I'm married. It was awesome. Seriously. We did a destination wedding in Jamaica and had the most amazing time. I'm posting a picture with our faces blurred out, for privacy sake.


I apologize for the month-long delay in posting, but things have been crazy. It was crazy before the wedding for work and planning and then the wedding, and now I've been promoted at work, so it's back to being crazy for a bit. I promise to do things at least once a week.

Missed you all! Hope you're having a great summer!

-S

JLo half nude!

(Ha ha, that title is much more interesting than the post)

JLo got caught in her bikini!

Considering she has always struggled with her weight and just had twins, I'd say she looks pretty darn good.

WTF is with me? I'm all nice since the wedding. Gross.

What's with her face color though? It's like she's slowly turning into Marc Anthony! AHHH! NOOOOOO!

[Pic source: Egotastic]

Nicole Richie + Maxi Dress = (I) Love

I have a thing for long dresses, or maxi dresses, whatever you want to call them. Love them. Love, love, love.

A lot of people hated this dress, but I think she looked really great and pulled it off. What do you think?

Tara Reid doesn't totally disgust me (in this picture)

I never thought I'd say something like this, but aside from her face, she looks pretty darn good here.

I was looking for a dress like that for my post-Jamaica wedding reception and couldn't find one. Damn it.

I don't care for the hat though. Or the person wearing any of it.

Happy Birthday Courtney Love - you look...horrible.

Remember when she didn't look like this? It's hard to pinpoint, because there was a period when she did look like this, then a period when she looked awesome, and now she's back to this. Thinner though, which makes it even creepier, in my opinion.

There is so much wrong with this picture. I'm pretty sure I had that hat for Easter Sunday church service that my Nana made me go to. Yikes.

Well, either way, she's celebrating a birthday. I don't know about you, but I normally get pretty f'd up on my birthday. Imagine how f'd up someone like Courtney Love gets?? That would be insane. It would probably kill us.

Robbie Williams has a keyhole top?

Um, I used to think Robbie Williams had a hotness about him. It was a hairy hotness, but a hotness nonetheless.

Then he wore this top. I expressly say 'top' because that is not a man's shirt. That is a ladies' top. The tip off for me is the keyhole at the chestal region. Ha ha, I just actually shuddered while looking at this.

Wow. That hair is not helping things either. Why are mullets in fashion? Someone please explain this to me.

Amy Winehouse makes the UK proud

It's not just that this picture looks like she's squatting and pissing into a rum & coke, it's also that she's doing it front of the gd Union Jack. Oh god.

A couple weeks back (sorry I'm out of it) her dad said he was taking care of her and getting her clean. Yah. She looks awesome.

Mmmm hmm. I hope someone helps her soon because she's a disaster.