Sunday, February 18, 2007

Tom Brady & Bridget Moynahan: Break-up AND baby

Wow. This is pretty funny, in an insensitive, mean way.

Tom Brady (New England Patriots) and Bridget Moynahan (Six Degrees & The Recruit) broke up in December after being together for 2+ years. Now, according to Liz Smith (NY Post), Moynahan's rep has confirmed that she's preggo!!!
That is gonna be some hot-ass, Anne Geddes beautiful baby (as depicted in my photo above).

Tom is dating Gisele Bundchen! Oh my god! That is horrific. Can you imagine? I bet that'll scare away Giselle.
BURN! Aww. Poor baby. I'm such a bitch.
Tom seems like such a good guy that I bet he'll marry Bridget now.

[Source: NY Post & Popsugar]

Jessica Simpson - copy cat extraordinaire


I love Jess's new hair, I really do. I think it's a great change for her.


I will, however, say this: It's so me, 2005. She is copying me. Those of you who know me, know what I'm talking about.
Going from blonde to auburn? So done. By me. Two years ago.


Still hot though. I like it.

My Favourite pics: 1st edition

I've decided to start a new feature, called (duh) 'My Favourite Pics.'

It won't matter what year they're from, they just have to have made me happy at some point. Don't worry, they'll all be celebrity pics.

I hope you enjoy this feature!
PS - Don't hassle the Hoff!!

Grammy's : Let's do it!!!

The grammy's are always fun because they're a little more relaxed, but they're not as sweat-a-licious as the MTV awards...people still class it up.


I will tell you one thing. I tried to post my SAG round-up twice and twice this STUPID site crashed and I lost the entire post. So, this better work.


Let's Mock 'n' Talk:







Alyson Hannigan:
I feel like this girl has done surprisingly well for herself since 'American Pie.' I like the darker hair, I don't love the dress, but I do like it.

What I don't care for (and if you saw the broadcast, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about) is her fresh from the cancer boat crispy red tan. You can tell it's not a faux tan because her freckles are more pronounced. So unsafe, so 90's to tan. Boo. Points off for that, missy.



Beyonce:
I don't remember seeing Jay-Z at his lady's side. I know they're all hush hush about their relationship and all, but his lady has had a good year, he couldn't be there?

Her hair is a disaster...it looks like she hasn't washed it in a week, her dress is really boring. I'm tired of seeing her in dresses with sparkle. Tone it down. Wear something matte, surprise us all. Trust me, we'd all like it.

Oh, and wash your hair. Please.




Brooke Hogan:
One word: TRANSVESTITE. Seriously. This is not right. She looks like a man. A not-beautiful man. Seriously. It scares me.





Carrie Underwood:
By far her best dress of the night. Love the shimmer. During her performances she wore some weird-ass rags.

I saw her during the show in the audience and her skin was glowing, she looked incredible. Very nice, I'm impressed.



Christina Aguilera:
Although she obviously can't get over the bottle of bleach and the Sunkist spray tan, I appreciate her removal of the red lipstick for once. The dress is actually quite beautiful. Her hair and skin detract from it, a lot, but she still looks quite nice.

I could do without the prom-style earrings though. I mean, really.


Christina Ricci:
Every time I see this girl rocking her bobble head, I get disappointed. I remember fondly the days when she said she would never succumb to Hollywood's thin pressure and stop eating, but she has. I'm not saying she doesn't look beautiful, she's just too thin.

I love the dress and the make-up though. Very well done. I hope JT did cheat on Cam the Man with her.


Corinne Bailey Rae:
I'm not crazy about the dress, because it reminds me of my sister's grad ball dress (from 1990), but this girl's voice blew me away! Stevie Wonder introduced her, John Mayer and John Legend as three artists he loves. Stevie's praise is something else, and so is this girl. In fact, I'm going to go buy her CD right now. Love her.



Fergie:
I had two options for this pic. Her alone, or her with BEP. I opted for her alone because if I have to look at Will I Am one more time I'm going to fly to LA and strangle him. He's such an attention whore.

I actually don't hate her look. I am questioning, though (and tell me if you agree), whether Fergie-Ferg looks preggo or not. What do you think?


Hilary Duff:
I think this is the best I've seen this girl look in about a year. I think breaking up with her faux-punk boyfriend (who is now dating Nicole Richie) did good for her...she seems to have sicked the acetate on her previously punk-black fingernails and I LOVE it.

Why does everyone look as if they haven't showered?


Jessica Simpson & John Mayer (aka Donnie & Marie 21st century-style):
I think we can all agree that the worst, most alarming part of this photo is Johnny's hair. I mean, is he kidding with that mop? I actually love her with dark hair, but I have other comments about that (later). That dress is so Dessy collection. Wow. I wonder whose prom she's going to after.


Mandy Moore:
Did she run there? Why does she look so disheveled? Why is her dress so ugly? Actually, that has nothing to do with her apparent jog to the show, it's just a question. And the sleepy look? I don't know. I know she's conservative, and I appreciate that, don't get me wrong. I just don't understand the dress. It's terrible. She's young, she's hot, could she at least have done sleeveless? Or knee-length?


Mary J Blige:
Incidentally, I'm dying to know what the J stands for (and I'm too lazy to Google it) - anyone?
I love the dress. Even with the belt. I think it was a daring choice and I think she pulled it off. She's a gorgeous woman with an amazing voice and I think I might love her.





Nelly Furtado:
So many things wrong that I don't know where to start...ok, I'll start from the top and move down:
~ Hair - terrible. Teased curls? Never ok. And there is something weird going on with her bangs. It's very unflattering.
~ Facial expression - I realize that it's just a split second when this photographer caught her, but AHHH! It's scary.
~ Pose - Is she going to save the world post-show? That's some superhero pose she's rocking. Makes her look wide, not nice. NOT NICE.
~ Dress - Oy, where to start. The beading is hideous. It's tacky, it's heavy and it doesn't compliment the floatiness of the rest of the dress. Speaking of that, the bottom is an abomination. It's so 2001...from Rave/Sirens (US/Canada). Twisty pieces that hang??? Oh my god.
~ Shoes - the least terrible part, but still ugly. She should give them back to the gladiator she stole them from.

She has depressed me with this ensemble.


Pink:
Looks like Pink has been anorexercising (I'm trademarking that). I'm horribly, hideously disappointed in her. Although I already disliked her because she was gross, she always had her crazy toned, muscular physique which impressed me. Now she looks like every other lolly-headed lady over there. Boo, pink, boo.

The dress is very Aniston. I like it.


Rihanna:
What a killer body. Wow. Although I find the fabric a little curtain-y, she pulls off this mod, cut-out look well. Good job, girlie.


Scarlet Johannsen:
I love this woman. She is the hotness. She looks amazing. Like a Barbie. She's another one I hope JT cheated on Cammie with.

God she's perty.


Vanessa Minnillo:
Apparently Van might be out of a job soon...TRL might get cancelled. What are she and Nick going to do? I don't think Nick's 'Core Secrets' info-mercial can support them for the rest of their lives. Oh no!!!

Oh yah, what she's wearing: makes me sleepy. I'm bored by it. She should wear something in a rich colour to make it glow against her beautiful skin. And the hair is too straight.

I vote Christina Ricci best dressed of the night. Boo yah. Oh my god, I can't believe I just wrote that.

Yesss! It didn't crash on me!!!!!!

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Last Britney post today: Looking nuts


I just found this picture and I was thinking how flat out nuts she looks here.
Aww, it makes me a bit sad.


Gwyneth looks terrible


Who did her make-up? Apple?
There is some yellow corrector on there that is showing through way too well.
Yikes.

Jennifer Aniston's boobies 2

Some loser who works at the studio that released 'The Break-Up' released my friend's boobs! What a jerk!



Click on the pic to see them.

NSFW. Duh.

Thanks to Egotastic for the pics

Al Gore frightens me a bit


Does Al Gore's face scare anyone else?
He rocks because he is raising awareness about global warming, but that is some face.
Pharrell is already pretty cute, sandwiched by those two, he's looking REAL good.
God Cameron Diaz is frightening. Doesn't she look like she's going to sail to your beachfront home and eat your children?

Britney bald - video

WOAH! BRITNEY SHAVED HER HEAD!

I am seriously alarmed by this. Let's catalogue her week, shall we?

~ She enters a rehab facility outside of the US and less than 24 hours later she checks out
~ She gets off the plane from the facility and goes straight to Tarzana salon:

A source at the salon says, "Britney came in and said she wanted them to shave her head." According to the source, when the hairdresser refused, "Britney grabbed the hair clipper and started doing it herself."

Immediately afterwards she drove to Body & Soul tattoo:

Store employee Emily Wynne-Hughes tells Usmagazine.com that Britney arrived at the parlor agitated and, when asked why she shaved her head, replied, "I don't want anyone touching me. I'm tired of everybody touching me."

Hughes adds, "She wasn't making sense at all and you could tell she's not in a good place at all, and that she is totally freaking out." Hughes tells us Britney then got a black-white-and-pink cross tattooed on her lower hip and red-and-pink lips on her wrist. The price: $80.

Britney was not an ideal subject, however. "She was a nightmare to deal with," says Hughes. "She was screaming and flipping out from the pain and wiggling her body all around." Hughes, who was somewhere between appalled and concerned by what she saw, adds, "After she left the shop we all just looked around and said to each other, 'We just saw a huge celebrity on the verge of a nervous breakdown.'"

VERGE? As my oh so cute hubby-to-be just said, that's no verge, that WAS the nervous breakdown.

Justin Timberlake needs to slap on a cape and go save this girl, because this is a downward spiral like none other.

Wow. I think the most amazing part is how much her skull resembles a golf ball.

[SOURCE: US Magazine]

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Mena Suvari - please die, part 2

I would really like for Mena Suvari to:
a) Stop getting invited to events
b) Stop cavorting about town in a sports bra
c) Stop sunbathing topless
d) Die

Truthfully, I'm rooting for option D because that would solve all of the above.

TOPLESS. At Shore Club in Miami. Come on. And when the pics were posted on the net, her lawyer got all pissy and made everyone take them down. Um, she's at SHORE CLUB! You can see that from the regular person beach...which is actually where her ugly ass should be.

I am so offended by her breasts, that I completely forgot why I was posting this...of course it is for her Fug'd up outfit. What the shit is with those boots?? Oh my god. And the purse? Oh! The bangs! They literally start from the top of her head! Why does anyone need 18" bangs?
This girl is a fool. Someone put her out of MY misery.

Disney's new ad campaign

I love Disney. That place makes me freak out like I did when I was 4 and went for the first time. It has this hold on me.
I'm in love with their new ad campaign! Pimping out celebrities! Yessss!!!! What a society!
I love that Beyoncé kind of looks like she's going to ralph all over the Mad Hatter! The teacups make me puke too! Or maybe it's the fact that she's seated so close to Lyle Lovitt.
I don't know what wicked soul invented that ride, but it should be called the 'Vomitron'. Stamped it. No erasies.

Scarlett Johanssen as Cinderella? I fucking love it! Mind you, I think she would probably want a sports bra to be bounding down those stairs though, she's not lacking in the boobie department.

Becks as Prince Charming from 'Sleeping Beauty'?!?!?!?! Fantastic!!! The real prince from that movie was such a wimp. The fairies basically did all the work. Wow. Becks.

I think I should go lie down.

Mariah Carey in Playboy: Wooooooooooh! Some graphic artist deserves a raise!!


Holy moly that is an assload of airbrushing!

We all know Mimi doesn't look like that, I mean, COME ON! Who is Hugh trying to fool?

The interview is equally ridiculous. She talks about a feud with Eminem, which he stopped talking about a long time ago...and she says that she doesn't understand why he is so obsessed with her.

Um, Mimi, you're the one still talking about it!

Hey Zeus.