Hillary Swank - Horsey

Um...this is not a flattering photo. At all. Seriously, she can look really good. This is not her best pic...a little horsey.

Also, what the hell kind of name for a perfume is 'Insolence'? You might as well call it 'bad attitude'...actually, that would probably sell. Stupid us.

Who else kinda forgot about Winona Ryder?

I totally forgot she existed. But look at her. Look how lovely she is! She has beautiful cleavage, soft, white skin, her face is as youthful and line-free as always. Wow. I am totally impressed.

Can't wait to see her animated self naked in 'Scanner Darkly'

SPF is officially the cutest

This series of pics are apparently stolen from Britney's personal camera, but who cares, because SPF is the CUTEST.

Look at his cute, chubby little face! And that cutey pie grin! Wow!

What an angel!

Maggie Grace

My boyfriend and I recently watched the first season of 'Lost' on DVD. From the first episode, I hated Shannon. She really irritated me.

The show was amazing, I'm totally in love, but she really sucked. What a hate-able character.

Now, I am slightly irritated by her large forehead (also known as a five-head). What do you think?

And don't tell me anything about season 2. I haven't seen it yet.

In the absence of the lord, I find Jessica

The lord did not appear for me today. Meaning that she is mad at me. Probably for the ill-fitting blouse I wore y'day.

But in her absence comes #2...look how beautiful she looks, if not a bit greasy. I wish Ken Paves was my hair bitch.

Word is the divorce is about to become final. I wonder what Nicky will get after having much publicised trysts in the past couple of months.

Courtney Cox flashes...not on purpose

I wouldn't say she flashed, it's more like Coco flashed for her.

I bet she wasn't happy that the pappies were there. Oh well, men all over the world have been waiting for this to happen forever. Yay for them.

Fergie's London Bridges

Fergie's new song...I don't think I like it:

Listen here (the link is small)

It's called London Bridges.

For some reason, I assumed she would be singing, since she has amazing pipes...it's more rappy.

Lord Lohan post of the day - June 29

Here is my goddess on the set of her new movie, "Georgia Rule." Isn't she beautiful?

Wow!


Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Lohan.

Lois & Clark: The Next Generation

Ha ha, that title made me think of Degrassi. God that show was terrible. And awesome.

These two look REALLY scary here. I don't like it.

His teeth are a weird colour, no?

At least she looks less like death here than she did at the premiere.

Marcia Cross got married too

Marcia Cross got married on Sunday also, but her day/quasi-fame was usurped by the former Mrs Tom Cruise and queen of the Axis of Evil.

She looks frigging beautiful, if not a little stretched. Still. I wish that was my hair.

Kate B - junky blouse

I must say. Despite my rampant love for Kate Beckinsale, I do not care for this outfit.

It is quite garbagious. I made that up. Copyright.

That is puffy beyond nice. It's taking it all a step too far and more like "Oh! This? I totally borrowed it from Snow White. Yah, I know. She's cool like that."

She's still gorgeous and perfect though.

Scary Teri

You'd expect her to have a better body considering how much she's seen jogging and the effort she puts into being thin.

It's quite icky.

Yuck.

Bitch is scared to death of pickles. No, I'm not kidding.

You must check out this idiot:

http://socialitelife.com/2006/06/29/its_a_pickle.php

This fucking girl is deathly afraid of pickles. PICKLES.

First of all, they are the most delicious thing EVER. Secondly, what a fucking moron. It's hilarious. You will enjoy listening to her whimper in fear.

I'll show her fear. When I beat her to death with my giant clay pickle I made myself in elementary school.

Diss pickles again bitch, I'll fuck you up.

Pumping gas

I'd love to say something retarded like "Stars - they're just like us!" but I think Janice Min and Us Magazine would sue my ass.

Plus, they're really not. Because they don't worry if their car is going to fall apart any minute.

Does anyone else hate Mena Suvari? I hated her in the American Pie movies and I hated that she was supposed to be some beautiful goddess in American Beauty. Blech. And please, put on a top!

This dress is puke-tastic and should not be worn outside of my grandmother's living room circa 1983. She totally had a muu muu like that. She was a big lady. Unfortunately, I did not inherit her best assets (in my chestal region - for those of you who are slow)

Jessie is purrrty!

God she is beautiful. That might be fake hair, but it is quite lovely.

And that face...it might be caked with make-up, but you can't deny that she is stunning.

She's definitely the 2nd place runner up for my goddess.

Lord Lohan post of the day - June 28

I must say, I don't care for this outfit (very 80's power-suit), this hair-do (very I'm-tying-it-up-to-go-have-a-shower) or this lipstick.


Yuck.

Still love her though. Nothing can end that.

How cute are they together? Oh! Gah! I just noticed the shoes!

Pamela Anderson - yikes

Wow! It's a day for Photoshop! They are winning all over the place.

This reminds me to load my latest batch of digitals into the computer for some 5-minute nose jobs.

Seriously, it's not like she's horrific or anything, she just looks really bad right next to that huge, made up, airbrushed poster.

Asslee denies Playboy and grants me a wish

Thank fuck! Playboy offered Asslee Simpson $4 million to pose nude! Gah! That's some ugly bullet we just dodged.

Yeesh.

Praise sweet Jesus.

Britney looking goooooooooood

God bless Photoshop. God damn. She looks really awesome. Unfortunately, we're all very well aware that she's been airbrushed to the point where the body is more Demi Moore than the real Britney, but it's still nice.

Let's adore her in all her fakeness

Jessica Simpson's video

Those white pumps are rotten.

So, I heard the song the other day and on first listen I didn't like it. Maybe it was because I was in a kind of aggressive mood and was listening to System of a Down before. I dunno.

As I'm writing this, I'm listening to it again. I have to admit. It's darn catchy. But it sounds like one of those bonus tapes you used to get with your Barbies. It's not especially great. The background is over synthesized and her voice is odd. And I like disco. There's something way cheesy about it that I can't get over. I think it's the bells.

To listen, go to her official site.

These are pics from the video shoot, where she's with her super hot friends. Roller skating rocks. I want classic roller skates. She's really beautiful, you can't deny it.

Angie 'n' Brad

Everyone else had to pull these pics off because they're bigshots. I don't think anyone is going to sue me. Yet.

How cute are they? God. They are really attractive. I would totally peeping tom them. Ew. Now I am going to get sued.

Who is this piece of ass?

Have you ever heard of Channing Tatum? Goddam. He's nice. I'm not super in love with the above outfit, but whatever. Mmmm.


I'd totally do him.

Mmm, what the hell is he of/from? Goddam. Goddam. Goddam.

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Nicole Richie - pretty skeleton

I've always wished I could pull off a bandana in this manner. Am I retarded? Probably. Would I rock it? Probably.

Who knows? She looks good in it though.

Duffs

I wouldn't have so much of a problem with this...but Haylie looks MUCH better than Hilary, and that is terrible.

Here is Hilary at the airport, looking like a homeless sherpa on her way to a hike for 3 weeks.

Here are she and Haylie on TRL promoting some shit they're doing together and she's wearing the footie leggings again! They're just a little too close to stirrups. AND, to reiterate, Haylie looks MUCH better than Hilary.

It's terrible. Hilary best clean herself up.

Since their last name is Duff, I thought it might be funny to include a picture of Duffman, from the Simpsons, with his catch phrase. God. I am bored.

Christina Aguilera has hot legs

Look at her legs!

Yowza!

Yah, that's right, I said 'yowza.' So?

I want to wear short shorts and look like that. I need a tan. Boo to cancerous sun rays.

Jessica Alba and the aluminum foil belt

You know what irritates me? Aside from everything? Ha ha. Ok, no, what was I saying? Oh yah, when people say 'tin foil.' It's not FUCKING tin foil. It's aluminum foil. Ok. Get it right, or don't use it. That's my rule.

Wooo, did I ever go off there. Sorry.

What is with Jessica Alba's belt? Is that butt armor? Is that how her butt gets like that. Can I get one? I want one! Someone tell me where and how much!

She's cute here with her boyfriend, Cash Warren. I like it. I also am totally turned on by his cowboy name.

Nooooooooooooooo

Sickatating:Here are a couple of gross things:

Cameron Diaz and Justine Timberlake out and about promoting his new album. Booooooooooo! Hissssssssssssss!

Also, her boob:
Did you totally barf?! I sprung that on you nice and easy. You weren't expecting it. Hee hee. Those are some lop-fricking-sided boobs, my friend. Ew.

Claire or bitchy boringness?

Is it just me or does Claire Danes TOTALLY look like Gwyneth Paltrow in this pic?

Weird, huh?

Lord Lohan post of the day - June 27

My lady Lohan has been AWOL for days. Rumour has it she may be in rehab somewhere getting over a major opiate addiction before her 20th birthday next weekend (also known as Christmas in my mind).

Last week, she flew in Nate Newell, an LA stylist, to help her out in NYC. Apparently, my lord partied SO hard that the guy blew a gasket and had to go home. Isn't she lovely? This is precisely why I should be her stylist. I could handle all the partying and dress her snazzy-like. Unlike this weird-ass outfit.

What's with the ankle scarf? I am totally wearing one tomorrow.

I hate Mischa Barton club

This is not a good body...Or a flattering bathing suit, or an acceptable shade of flesh. Ok, it's not a bad body, but the combination of the too-small bikini and the paleness makes it bad. And her giant belly button. Ew. How did I not notice that before?

God she is nauseating.

Join my "I hate Mischa Barton club" and I'll consider mailing you this cool pin:

How 'bout some shoes?

You know what? I think Britney Spears is rich enough that she can afford to buy her son some shoes.

Can we get the lad some kicks? Serieusement!

Who is scarier?

I can't decide.

Tell me what you think...

Teri or Random Scary Lady

Kate Beckinsale and hubby

How cute is this?

I would totally do this to my boyfriend if he was changing on the beach.

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