Jaime Pressly's new clothing line: Slut Threads

Ok, it's not called Slut Threads, but it could be. Goddam! The clothing line is called 'J'aime' (I love). There are several things I'd like to point out on these photos from the promotional shoot:

• - Jaime Pressly has a really hot body
• - BUT Jaime Pressly has a nasty face
• - Jaime Pressly obviously is a believer of the "bring-an-ug-or-two-along" strategy. Ugs make you look hotter by default
• - Jaime Pressly has a really bad pube perm
• - J'aime clothing is meant to be worn without pants (?)
• - J'aime clothing was designed with the help of hookers and strippers
• - Jaime Pressly has chosen equally fug shoes/boots to accent her clothing line
• - J'aime clothing line has a large amount of stock in 'Road-Sign-Yellow'
• - Jaime Pressly thinks that a bandeau bikini and a belt is an outfit
• - Jaime Pressly thinks that one shouldered-tops are flattering

Conclusion: J'aime is ug and only whores and sluts will buy it

The Axis of Evil

I have a friend, who is a very sexy, hot hairdresser. The other day she was cutting my hair and we started talking about celebrities we hated. I was blanking on a major one and could not think of her for all the gold in Kanye West's chest hair. We did however agree that Nicole Kidman and Renee Zellwegger should die horrible deaths.

A couple of days later, I was at home and I remembered who the key to the puzzle was: Cameron Diaz! I hate no celebrity more than her. I hate her stupid guffaws, her tomboy/fart appeal...I could go on for days. I immediately wrote my friend an email and she wrote back telling me those 3 women are what she calls the AXIS OF EVIL. My friend is brilliant. I wish I could take credit for it.

Here, in honour of my friend, who is off work due to an injury are pics of the ladies from the AXIS OF EVIL!!!!:

*Please take special note that they all have their left (evil) hands up near their evil pouty lips (so what if I flipped the Zellwegger photo? It doesn't make her less nasty)!

Mischa shows her polka dots

I don't really understand everyone's obsession with Mischa Barton, as fashion goddess. She has the kind of body that a lamp shade would look hot on, so it's not really surprising that she wears odd stuff and still looks good. That doesn't make her a fashion maven, it simply means she's young. Who doesn't dress a little avant-garde when they're young?

Here is a picture of Mischa (courtesy of Popsugar), out on the town recently. Nips out for all to see. First of all, I find the dress pretty ug, but to also let your nips show through? Not sassy, gross. I always do a nipple check w/ white tops. Even if I see even the faintest glimpse of the ol' areola, I take it off and put on something else. Did she think the dots would camouflage them? I don't know. She has fabulous extensions though, I will say that.

Team Lachey

This week, Nick Lachey filed for legal-term-I-don't-know and asked for Jessica Simpson to pay up. He's asking for $$$ from his rich wife and I love it!

Each is claiming a different break-up date, Jessica earlier than Nick. This makes things interesting, b/c in the 3 weeks between the dates, Jessica earned ~$1 million and under Cali law would have to give half to Nicky-poo.

I say GO NICK! Although I know nothing about their relationship, she seems like a dumb slut to me and I don't think he deserved to have to deal with that. I hope he gets half of everything AND palimony.

I'm waiting for these shirts to come out...Come on Kitson!

Arrested Development

The final four episodes of this season (possible the entire series) were really good. I hope some non-dimwitted asshole picks up this show and puts it on another network.

Let's be honest: this show won several Emmy's, yet pieces of crap like Reba, Two and a half men and fucking Skating with Celebrities are still on? There is something fucking wrong with America.

Who is this whore?

Nothing says class like cut-outs on your ass.

Hee hee, I'm a poet and I didn't know it.

Also, the bending was REALLY necessary, I'm sure. Actually, by the looks of this photo, she seems to have been retrieving her purse.

*Cough* WHORE *Cough*

Seriously, who the fuck is this?

Britney Spears looking NASTY

THIS picture is why I said what I did below.

Can someone please tell me why she insists on wearing halter tops with her linebacker-esque shoulders? Christ! She looks like an overweight tranny after a 3 week bender.

And, as MK mentioned, that dress is from the Mrs Roper collection. Gahhh! So fucking ugly.

I bet the thought process went something like this: 'I'm going to design a dress. It is going to be fabulous - long, halter, maybe some floral...ok done. Wait! Ahhh! What was that! Acid splashed into my eyes! I'm BLIIIIIIIIINDED! Oh! The injustice. Oh well, I'm going to pick up this swatch of fabric and sew it on the bottom, ooh, this one feels nice, I'll add this one too. I'm sure it will be hot and some hog will buy it.'

And scene.

Nicole Kidman's face gives me nightmares

I hate her. Here is another pic of her looking frightening at the Grammy's:

Brad Pitt / Benicio Del Toro - twins?

Brad has been looking haggard lately. I preferred him when he was a tan, blonde haired, pothead Ken doll. This goth/UN/fatherhood business isn't wearing well on him. He looks fucking old.

Also, what the hell? Since when are they twins?!

Cam the Man and Timberlake break up???

There have been rumors all over the internet that Mr Cameron Diaz is pissed at Justin Timberlake b/c he has been getting cozy with Christina Ricci. I welcome this like no other. As some might be aware, I have an extreme hate for Cam the Man Diaz.

Apparently, Christina has been hanging w/ JT's mom. And we all know what that means... TRUE LOVE! Yay Hollywood! Thank you for corrupting society. No, seriously, it's apparently pissing her off, and then a picture of her and Jude (the man-whore) Law holding hands pops up! Oooooooooooh! Let the rumors start! Loves it!

Hugh Jackman is sexy

Hugh Jackman is hot. I wish that he wasn't married and didn't have 2 really cute kids. I also wish that I was Famke Janssen in this photo.

[Source: JustJared]

Nicole Kidman spent a bit too much time in the G-Force machine

Something is up with Nicole Kidman's face! I can't find the screen capture from the Grammy's that made my boyfriend and I both yelp, but she looked so goddamn scary.

She looks like she went on a really fast roller coaster and her face got stuck like that.

There was a feature on her in In Style recently, and it showed her face/hair from the mid 80's to now and I saw a change in her features. It could have been attributed to weight loss, or loss of baby fat, but at the Grammy's there was something else at work. She looks stretched out. It's not good. She should really back off, b/c she looks too thin, too plastic and not at all like a human. She and her flat-ironing boyfriend should go to spa and have their shit loosened. They are gross.

Tori Spelling / Donna Martin is fucked up

I have never thought that Tori Spelling was attractive. I was pissed that she and David stayed together as long as they did, and I really didn't feel that she fit in with the hotness that was Kelly, Claire, Val, etc. I don't think it's a stretch to say that this girl is ugly.

Ok, so, now, on top of the fact that she's fucking hideous, she has some growth on her chest. Now, as far as I knew, she was pregnant, no? And now, she's walking around in a sheer top and some weird-ass goiter on her chest? Gahh!

[Source: Egotastic]

Let's give Britney a break y'all

People have really been on Britney's ass lately about how gross she looks, her money-grubbing, useless husband, etc. Now, althought I will definitely agree with everyone that driving with your months-old baby on your lap is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard, I feel like she deserves some credit for how she's looked lately.

Ok, so this is not Brit at her best. I agree. It's a little trashy, a little 80's, and a little revealing, considering the extra weight she's carrying. But it's better than she's been recently!

Ok, so the nip slip is not the classiest of manoevers...but still! She's not wearing sweats, she doesn't look like a linebacker and it looks like she may have actually washed her hair (the real part).

Come on, let's give her something. She's obviously hanging by a thread...

Grammy's - part 3

Mimi is a heffer, but diva can sing: Mariah has been packing on the pounds lately, but goddam can she sing. She sounded exactly like her CD

Mr Gwyneth has terrible hair: Seriously. He's a mesh tank and a mustache away from a gay afterhours club in the 80's. Oh, and by the way, you've recorded the same album 3 times now. Enough.

Teri Hatcher has gone way downhill since Lois & Clark: First of all, eye make-up is wretched. Wretched! It looks like she applied it with her feet, secondly, what the shit is with the dress and shoes? The shoes look like torture devices, and the dress is a seriously fugly concoction that I can't bare to look at anymore. PS - I saw her boobs in a really crappy early 90's movie and they are by no means spectacular. Yuck.

Gwen is a cutie pie:
Immediately before watching, I was watching Canada's Much Music which had a show called 'Born to Be' and it featured Gwen Stefani. I'm sorry, she may have terrible taste in clothing, but she's pretty cute. And I like her pregnant. Although, for the LOVE OF GOD, please take off the red lipstick. I bet she'll wear it while she's in labour...any takers?

Grammy's - part 2

Kanye West and his Mickey Mouse gloves: Ok dude, we get it, you're talented. The open shirt was a step beyond tastefull, but I think it's more important to point out the Mickey Mouse gloves he chose to wear while hefting his oh-so-many (be more dramatic please, you egomaniac) Grammy's.

Sheryl Crow's nasty-ass chest: I feel her pain. She just broke up with her boyfriend and no one feels good after that, BUT there's no need to break out the mega pecs/ribs for everyone's viewing pukeage. Really woman. Put that shit away.

Madge's vag, etc: First of all, she looks fucking kick-ass. She is OLD. Old! But she's prancing around in a fucking leotard (yes, I'm as tired of them as everyone else is...it's not clothes!) and she looks hot. Her body is INCREDIBLE, but I do have to admit, she looked kind of thin...I thought it was her lavender corset (I really never thought those words would leave my mouth/fingers?), but she even looked thin in her hot ass dress.

Grammy's - part 1

I was looking around the internet this morning, looking for pics of the Grammy's last night. I watched it a bit, switching back and forth. I wasn't overly impressed. It was a good idea to not have as many awards, but I don't know if it was amazing. I found it quite boring. I wanted to make a few comments about outfits, etc:

Diana Ross and Ugly-Woman-Whose-Name-I-Don't-Care-To-Recall:
How is it possible this atrocity exists in more than one form? I am a little scared.

Will-I-Am and his tactless ME ME ME showboating:
The Black Eyed Peas really used to do it for me. They were interesting, fun and they played a kickass tune. I maintain that they put on a good show, after seeing them 2 years in a row, but they should invest in some duct tape to shut up Will-I-Am. He is WORSE than Kanye.

He was presenting John Legend with an award and says "I worked on this." Dude: IT'S NOT FUCKING ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. After the Sly and the Family Stone tribute he was blathering in his mic about himself until they shut it off. Guy needs to shut up.

I digitally altered his head to represent how large it REALLY is:

Ellen was hosting???
I didn't see her once and I watched a good portion of that shit. Are we sure she was really hosting? That was weird.

Fergie's downhill plummet continues

Seriously, where did she get this top? And why is her footwear always so fug?

Gah, I'm embarrassed that I used to like her

Here is a funny picture, considering the encounter that Tommy Lee had last week w/ a tranny in Toronto. B/c really, Fergie looks like a tranny. He looks scared. Ha ha. "Please don't let anyone see me with this OTHER tranny"

Save ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

BUSTER IS HOT

For those of you who don't know, she stars on a show called 'ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT' which is currently being cut short for a second year in a row.

The show is hilarious and really should stay on the air, but people are too busy fucking watching Reba or some shit to keep it on TV.

Sure, the humour is a little different and to catch all the jokes you sometimes have to watch it twice, but it's so brilliant and it would be a damn pity to see it go. I urge anyone reading this to go sign one of the petitions floating around the net.

http://the-op.com/saveourbluths/ (a little outdated)http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/arresteddev
http://www.savethatshow.com/Save_That_Show__Arrested_Development.shtml

Best show ever! Save it!!!

How could this show not be funny? Look at David Cross! He's hilarious!

I want to smack the look off Portia De Rossi's face

There is something about her expression that reminds me of this girl I know...it makes me want to smack her face...even though I love her dearly.

(see above for WHY I love her)

The View - Stupid bitches with a show

I find this 'GOT MILK' ad frightening. I hate that fucking show. I can't believe it's been on as long as it has. Barbara Walters should be shot for bringing these bitches into our homes.

What about these bitches is representative of real women? Sure, maybe the 1st week they were real women, now they're quasi-celebrities who whine a lot and argue. Oh, and Star Jones should die or something, b/c I can't take her anymore. She's fucking scary.