Metallica guy has a massive head

I don't know if it's perspective or what, but this dude has a huge head. Also, his mouth is proportionally large and it really looks like he could eat Winona Ryder if he saw fit.

She dates weird guys...

HotMess.com

HOTMESS.COM

If such a site existed, I think that she could be the mascot:

Nothing says winter clothes to me like a crotch high denim mini

Britney and Kevin take their time machine to Homecoming 1991

I have seen some ugly dresses in my day (what am I, 80?), but this is fucking HID! Her hair is terrible, her dress is even worse...short? Turquoise? Horizontal banding? Gah!
He looks like a gas station attendant who cleaned up real nice to take his little sister to her prom.

That is a choker. Ohhhhhhhhhh...is there a cameo on it? That would be so early 90's. My head hurts. It's so bad!

Oh. Oh! These two need some serious help. Does anyone have their phone #? I'm going to call Britney and offer my services. I'll keep her hubby in check and make sure she looks ok before she leaves the house...

I'd do it for free. Seriously. Tell her.

FEB 1: UPDATE - Just found this pic of her dancing. Oh. My. Lord. It is supreme fug. It's so sad b/c she really is a cutir, but she has the most horrible taste of ALL TIME. God. Her arm looks like a frozen piece of meat. Ahh! And there is a matching bracelet to the choker! Oh, Britney, call me!

Armageddon

Someone hold me. Since when does she look at all presentable? This is the 3rd pic I've seen in the past 2 weeks of her looking all clean and proper.

If Tara Reid is going to be drunk and making a fool of herself what has this world come to? Will Tom Sizemore do a Shakespearean remake that will score him an Oscar?

Oh god. I'm scared. I think we should all run for the hills.

Dr Dana Barrett

Is it just me or is she totally wearing Sigourney Weaver's dress from the end of Ghostbusters in the bottom right shot?

Awesome. Rick Moranis is hot.

Gozer!

IT girl?

This girl drives me mad. Whoever started calling her a fashionista, or the 'It' Girl (what the fuck does that mean) should die. Now people pay attention to her...and she wears things like this! CONSTANTLY. Please!

She looks like Grimace's girlfriend, Smug Pointy Chin

Grr!

Not the hottest baby

Is it just me or is this baby kind of ugly considering his parents? Yeesh

UPDATE: Wait, here's a facial - he actually is cute! Phew:

Woo fucking Hoo

Bitch is pregnant. I honestly feel bad for Aniston.

[Pic source: JustJared]

Kate Beckinsale is hot

If anyone out there knows what Kate Beckinsale's workout regimen is, please tell me. I must have this woman's body. Also, is her hair real? Can anyone tell me? Please! I think I might have a lady-crush on her. Eep!

Jordan Catalano and Lindsay Lo

Here is my favourite lady and her fat (ick) boyfriend filming the Lennon movie.

Jordan Catalano has really let himself go. I realize it's for a role, but that is some method-ass acting.

She looks like a hot red riding hood. I love her. I love her bitchy look. You tell 'em LL, give them the finger too!

Mr & Mrs Fug

JT, I have to tell you something: YOU USED TO BE HOTNESS. You used to be all swively hips and dancing attractiveness, but now, sadly, you are not.

First, you attached yourself to Cam the man. Then, you stopped shaving. Then, you didn't have any more singles on your album. Then I hear that you're engaged to that tomboy of a skank hound. What the fuck!


Here are some pics of you two kissing. WHAT is good about this? Her lips? Like bloated labia! Her hair? Like a bird's nest after a long winter. What are you doing?

JT, you can call me too. Even if it's just to chat. I'll tell you my feelings, you can tell me yours. I will try to convince you to save Brit from the evil KFed...

Oh, woe is me.

When golf goes hot

There is some speculation that he and Penelope Cruz may have broken up b/c they arrived separately at the Golden Globes, didn't really spend any time together either.

If it's true, although I am sad for my darling, I think he should take solace in my crotchal region.

Call me! I totally love you!

Why do these boots even exist?

Why? Why do these boots even exist. I'm tired of everyone saying how fashionable she is. I feel that she often looks like an idiot


[Pic source: Just Jared]

I hate that she is famous

PARIS HILTON
I hate that this girl is famous just for being a fame-whore. I am actually pissed at myself for posting about her because I am only perpetuating her fame, but I couldn't help it.

What the shit is she wearing? This is a picture of her wasted at some club on Jan 9th. A long blue, stretchy gown with anal beads necklace and what looks like a polar bear slapped on her shoulders.

Since when is this appropriate attire for a club? I can't even talk about Nicky, who also looks like a moron.

I do like that she's fallen down though. That's funny.

Things that aren't fair

Jessica Alba's hotness:

NOT FAIR.

This girl is so hot. I just want to know what she eats and what she does to work out, because I do not look like that in a bikini and I think I should.

So jealous.

UPDATE: Ha ha, I just looked at this picture and then the one of Britney, below, and it is so opposite that it made me laugh.

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Showering is good, despite what she may think...

Here is a pic of Britney looking LOVELY, if I do say so myself.

Ok, let's be serious now. What is wrong with her?

She's a young girl. She used to be really fucking hot. Doesn't she understand that she's a celebrity and it's just not acceptable to be walking around with you nipples pointing 175° downward in sweats?

Hon, you haven't lost the baby weight yet. Stay away from the belly-baring clothes. Not to mention the fact that we are one flip-flop slip away from seeing her pubes.

Your nipples are HORRENDOUS. Seriously. I don't care if you just had a baby, I don't care if you were breast-feeding. PUT THEM AWAY. There is nothing hot about that.

Can someone please sick Clinton and Stacy on this bitch's white-trash ass?

[Pic source: Celebrity Smack]

Like that Seinfeld episode

I love this bitch. I. Love. Her. She is hot, young and all coked up. So hot. When I was her age I was high out of my tree too, that's what you should do. Get it out of your system before you're old and gross.

Speaking of old and gross though, check out this photo of her from the same night. No photoshopping, nothing. Just really bad lighting. Like that Seinfeld episode where the girl was hot in some lights, but not so hot in others. Yikes!