Tuesday, January 31, 2006
I have seen some ugly dresses in my day (what am I, 80?), but this is fucking HID! Her hair is terrible, her dress is even worse...short? Turquoise? Horizontal banding? Gah!
He looks like a gas station attendant who cleaned up real nice to take his little sister to her prom.
That is a choker. Ohhhhhhhhhh...is there a cameo on it? That would be so early 90's. My head hurts. It's so bad!
Oh. Oh! These two need some serious help. Does anyone have their phone #? I'm going to call Britney and offer my services. I'll keep her hubby in check and make sure she looks ok before she leaves the house...
I'd do it for free. Seriously. Tell her.
FEB 1: UPDATE - Just found this pic of her dancing. Oh. My. Lord. It is supreme fug. It's so sad b/c she really is a cutir, but she has the most horrible taste of ALL TIME. God. Her arm looks like a frozen piece of meat. Ahh! And there is a matching bracelet to the choker! Oh, Britney, call me!
Someone hold me. Since when does she look at all presentable? This is the 3rd pic I've seen in the past 2 weeks of her looking all clean and proper.
If Tara Reid is going to be drunk and making a fool of herself what has this world come to? Will Tom Sizemore do a Shakespearean remake that will score him an Oscar?
Oh god. I'm scared. I think we should all run for the hills.
She looks like Grimace's girlfriend, Smug Pointy Chin
Sunday, January 22, 2006
If anyone out there knows what Kate Beckinsale's workout regimen is, please tell me. I must have this woman's body. Also, is her hair real? Can anyone tell me? Please! I think I might have a lady-crush on her. Eep!
Here is my favourite lady and her fat (ick) boyfriend filming the Lennon movie.
Jordan Catalano has really let himself go. I realize it's for a role, but that is some method-ass acting.
She looks like a hot red riding hood. I love her. I love her bitchy look. You tell 'em LL, give them the finger too!
JT, I have to tell you something: YOU USED TO BE HOTNESS. You used to be all swively hips and dancing attractiveness, but now, sadly, you are not.
First, you attached yourself to Cam the man. Then, you stopped shaving. Then, you didn't have any more singles on your album. Then I hear that you're engaged to that tomboy of a skank hound. What the fuck!
Here are some pics of you two kissing. WHAT is good about this? Her lips? Like bloated labia! Her hair? Like a bird's nest after a long winter. What are you doing?
JT, you can call me too. Even if it's just to chat. I'll tell you my feelings, you can tell me yours. I will try to convince you to save Brit from the evil KFed...
Oh, woe is me.
There is some speculation that he and Penelope Cruz may have broken up b/c they arrived separately at the Golden Globes, didn't really spend any time together either.
If it's true, although I am sad for my darling, I think he should take solace in my crotchal region.
Call me! I totally love you!
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
I hate that this girl is famous just for being a fame-whore. I am actually pissed at myself for posting about her because I am only perpetuating her fame, but I couldn't help it.
What the shit is she wearing? This is a picture of her wasted at some club on Jan 9th. A long blue, stretchy gown with anal beads necklace and what looks like a polar bear slapped on her shoulders.
Since when is this appropriate attire for a club? I can't even talk about Nicky, who also looks like a moron.
I do like that she's fallen down though. That's funny.
This girl is so hot. I just want to know what she eats and what she does to work out, because I do not look like that in a bikini and I think I should.
UPDATE: Ha ha, I just looked at this picture and then the one of Britney, below, and it is so opposite that it made me laugh.
Ok, let's be serious now. What is wrong with her?
She's a young girl. She used to be really fucking hot. Doesn't she understand that she's a celebrity and it's just not acceptable to be walking around with you nipples pointing 175° downward in sweats?
Hon, you haven't lost the baby weight yet. Stay away from the belly-baring clothes. Not to mention the fact that we are one flip-flop slip away from seeing her pubes.
Your nipples are HORRENDOUS. Seriously. I don't care if you just had a baby, I don't care if you were breast-feeding. PUT THEM AWAY. There is nothing hot about that.
Can someone please sick Clinton and Stacy on this bitch's white-trash ass?
[Pic source: Celebrity Smack]
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Speaking of old and gross though, check out this photo of her from the same night. No photoshopping, nothing. Just really bad lighting. Like that Seinfeld episode where the girl was hot in some lights, but not so hot in others. Yikes!